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Feb 14, 2008 @ 2:42 AM Kill the Troll....    
DarkKnightWalking


Posts: 581
It's late and my mind's workin overtime as usual. Let's try this new game I just derived from my mental recesses.....

Say you caught yerself a troll. Now what do you think the best way to kill him would be? You can be as short or as inventive as you like.

I'll start.

Why, Oyed Boil im in oil, oye would....
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Feb 14, 2008 @ 5:47 AM Kill the Troll....    
ynot7769


Posts: 20,639
peel off their skin........slowly n pour gas on the open wounds ......yanno to stop infection
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Feb 14, 2008 @ 7:54 PM Kill the Troll....    
DarkKnightWalking


Posts: 581
Looks like no one liked my new game idea.....

Guess I shoulda made it "Fuck the troll." Anything with the word fuck in here gets at least a 100 pages....
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Feb 14, 2008 @ 8:00 PM Kill the Troll....    
swyeter


Posts: 20,839
Oyls ubout putin oney on hiz nutz sack und stakin im ona ant hill
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Feb 14, 2008 @ 8:35 PM Kill the Troll....    
Jumpback


Posts: 29
How about making the troll stay on line of AMD for 24/7. That woudl kill it.
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Feb 14, 2008 @ 8:37 PM Kill the Troll....    
DarkKnightWalking


Posts: 581
Hasn't killed you yet....

What WAS your last nickname? Jump62, I think....
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Feb 15, 2008 @ 1:13 AM Kill the Troll....    
Ewe_Wish


Posts: 6,199
And there was a jump9 in there too.............wasnt there?


Can I help kill the trolls? Would be nice to take my aggression out on slimey pieces of shit.......................
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Feb 15, 2008 @ 3:37 AM Kill the Troll....    
lunanegra


Posts: 1,478
How about making the troll stay on line of AMD for 24/7. That woudl kill it.


Kinda playing Troll's Advocate here,but It's right.This place can kill a person's spirit if you come here too often Just saying...don't flame me. *ducks*
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Feb 15, 2008 @ 9:22 AM Kill the Troll....    
Ewe_Wish


Posts: 6,199
Only kills your spirit if you allow it to.........yes there are a lot of disappointments here.........but there is also hope here.........guess its how you look at it.....in my opinion.............


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Feb 15, 2008 @ 5:03 PM Kill the Troll....    
lunanegra


Posts: 1,478
Very well. Then I say string them up with a noose until they're near suffocated,then cut them down,then castrate them,then draw and quarter them,topping it off with a good 'ol beheading.
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Feb 15, 2008 @ 6:08 PM Kill the Troll....    
Ewe_Wish


Posts: 6,199
That will do it..........Luna.....that should certainly do it ............
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Feb 15, 2008 @ 11:03 PM Kill the Troll....    
lunanegra


Posts: 1,478
I shouldn't watch Braveheart anymore...too many ideas
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Feb 16, 2008 @ 12:07 AM Kill the Troll....    
BlueEyes708


Posts: 4
I carry a full spell tree with a total of 150 points damage, and then there is the +10 damage to all two hander blades. Plus I can throw a freeze spell so everyone can take a swing.

Would that work?

LadyBlue

[Edited on 2/16/2008 12:22 AM]
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Feb 16, 2008 @ 9:16 AM Kill the Troll....    
Ewe_Wish


Posts: 6,199
I think if they had it set up so if 10 ppl reported someone they would be kicked automatically until the moderator could view the reason they were kicked and make a determination then whether they will be permanently kicked or not. I think if we could do that, than people would get tired of making up fake profiles just to come back and troll again.

Ok im a little less blood thirsty today so I was looking for a nonviolent solution...........but im all for nailing their balls to a tree stump and setting the tree stump on fire..........
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Feb 16, 2008 @ 10:22 AM Kill the Troll....    
NachoBaby


Posts: 447
Hey just a hint.. Billy has da bear on his friends list.. write directly to that bad boy.. annoy the hell out of him til the abuse dept gets off their collective asses and does something about it.

Or... we could.. feed them boiling gold, and then encase their bones in the same.. and make djinns out of them.. who have to do our bidding.. yeah that would be fun.. anyone got any gold?
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Feb 16, 2008 @ 11:31 AM Kill the Troll....    
Ewe_Wish


Posts: 6,199
Great idea Sam................maybe we all need to add da bear to our favorites list so that we have it handy to report ppl.


cut off their heads and shit down their throats?
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Feb 16, 2008 @ 10:19 PM Kill the Troll....    
bandengor


Posts: 7,768
throw them ass first off a tall building onto a bicycle with the seat removed, then peel off their skin a strip at a time, then slowly immerse them in a vat of sulfuric acid and then as the final act, slowly pull out their intestines like they did to William Wallace
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Feb 17, 2008 @ 4:33 AM Kill the Troll....    
DarkKnightWalking


Posts: 581
throw them ass first off a tall building onto a bicycle with the seat removed

Git er done, Band...!

break iz elbows and knees, then sic dem dawgs on im.....
lookit, lookitim crawfishin ovah dere....
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Feb 17, 2008 @ 6:51 AM Kill the Troll....    
canuhelpme258


Posts: 3,351
Strangle a troll with a G string

not the undies... the steel bass guitar kind!
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Feb 17, 2008 @ 8:30 AM Kill the Troll....    
Mascara


Posts: 664
Very well. Then I say string them up with a noose until they're near suffocated,then cut them down,then castrate them,then draw and quarter them,topping it off with a good 'ol beheading.

That'll do it ... I second this!
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