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| May 14, 2007 @ 6:48 PM |
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DarkKnightWalking
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Tryin a new one, I don't think anyone's done this one here.
Make up a Tall Tale, or use one you know already.
Couple examples:
Man, where I live....the farther down the street ya go the badder the mofos get...
And I live at the end.... 
And:
Growin up, my family lived so far back in the sticks, we had to put overalls on the chickens to keep the owls from fuckin em....and even then a few got raped every year......
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| May 14, 2007 @ 7:25 PM |
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ValentineGirl214
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When I was a little girl I had to walk 15 miles to school with no shoes, no coat in the snow.....and those 15 miles were up a hill!!! 
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| May 14, 2007 @ 8:09 PM |
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DarkKnightWalking
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Both ways VG...both ways..... 
It was so cold in Chicago this past winter, we all peed ice cubes.....
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| May 14, 2007 @ 10:06 PM |
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DarkKnightWalking
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Oh cmon, you chickens.....Should have I titled it "Make up a BULLSHIT story instead.....??? 
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| May 14, 2007 @ 11:19 PM |
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swyeter
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My mother died when I was 8 so I grew up in an all male family. Father and one older and one younger brother. We could only afford one slice of bacon to share for breakfast so we each got to chew it so many times and then pass it to the next on. My father tied a string on it just in case on of us swallowed it he could jerk it back out.
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| May 14, 2007 @ 11:21 PM |
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swyeter
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We were taught never to take the last biscut. One night a lightening strike knocked out the electric and we heard a scream. When the lights came back on there was my father's fork stuck in the last biscut and three forks stuck in his hand.
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| May 14, 2007 @ 11:23 PM |
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DarkKnightWalking
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| May 14, 2007 @ 11:24 PM |
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swyeter
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As the middle son I always had hand me downs. They did not last thru my older brother and myself so both my older and younger brother got new scholl claothes each year and I got my older brothers hand me downs. I complained until a family moved in down the road in a similar situation. Ernie had an older sister so when I saw what he had to wear I never complained again.
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| May 14, 2007 @ 11:25 PM |
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swyeter
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Our city cousins came to visit one year and we took them out into the pasture to play baseball. We let them bat first and told them a fresh cow pile was first base.
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| May 14, 2007 @ 11:26 PM |
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swyeter
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We were so poor that I had to eat so many home picked greens as a kid my dad had to tie grease rags around my ankles to keep the bugs from eating me.
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| May 15, 2007 @ 12:44 AM |
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hornylilslut
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When I was a kid we were soo damn poor....
If we wanted a bubble bath we had to fart in the tub
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| May 15, 2007 @ 12:39 PM |
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DarkKnightWalking
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We were so poor, I didn't have any toys...
So if I didn't wake up with a hard-on, I had nothing to play with for the rest of the day....
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| May 15, 2007 @ 1:16 PM |
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swyeter
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We were too poor to pay attention.
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| May 15, 2007 @ 1:17 PM |
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swyeter
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When I was a kid times were so hard it was a regular occurance to see a worm pull a bird into the hole.
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| May 15, 2007 @ 2:40 PM |
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DarkKnightWalking
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ROFL.....
We were so poor we couldn't pay tax on penny candy.....
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| May 15, 2007 @ 6:06 PM |
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swyeter
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When I was a kid we were never bothered with cockroaches or mice because we were so poor that there was nothin left for them to eat after we got done.
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| May 15, 2007 @ 7:52 PM |
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swyeter
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We were so poor we would eat Cheerios with a fork so we could pass the milk around the table.
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| May 15, 2007 @ 11:06 PM |
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swyeter
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When I was a kid we were so poor we couldn't afford electricity so we had to watch television by candle light.
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| May 15, 2007 @ 11:28 PM |
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swyeter
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We were so poor when I was young that I had to sleep in the same bed as my two brothers. I didn’t know what it was like to sleep alone until I grew up and got married.
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| May 16, 2007 @ 3:25 PM |
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swyeter
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When we were kids we made a telephone of two tin cans and a string. At first it was great, but we threw them away after the 10th or 11th telemarketing call.
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