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Apr 9, 2007 @ 2:20 PM life lesson #......    
longbow371


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Here's some I found, some funnier than others

life lesson #19 - Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
life lesson #20 - Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
life lesson #21 - If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
life lesson #22 - Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
life lesson #23 - If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
life lesson #24 - Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
life lesson #25 - A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
life lesson #26 - No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
life lesson #27 - Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
life lesson #28 - There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
life lesson #29 - Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
life lesson #30 - Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
life lesson #31 - The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
life lesson #32 - The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers and have a sense of humour
life lesson #33 - A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
life lesson #34 - Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
life lesson #35 - Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
life lesson #36 - It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 4:47 PM life lesson #......    
sumdaysoon


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#37 be sure your mind is clear and your feet are clean before you speak.........
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Apr 11, 2007 @ 8:26 PM life lesson #......    
TastyCupcake


Posts: 3,943
Life Lesson # 2 - Don't try screwing on the beach if without a blanket. It's not cool if you get sand on the pole or in the hole.


@ swyeter
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Apr 13, 2007 @ 11:18 AM life lesson #......    
bandengor


Posts: 7,768
Life Lesson #38 Always... no, wait... never pick up the hitchiker that is carrying a chainsaw.
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Apr 15, 2007 @ 3:05 PM life lesson #......    
hotbijenni


Posts: 1,664
#39 - Don't ever promise not to cum in her mouth if you intend to do it anyway
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Apr 15, 2007 @ 10:13 PM life lesson #......    
sumdaysoon


Posts: 11,188
#40 you learn lots more things with your ears and eyes open and your mouth closed
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Apr 16, 2007 @ 10:00 AM life lesson #......    
bandengor


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#41 In your first years of marriage, never say or do anything that you will not want to do for the rest of your life. Trust me on that one.
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Apr 16, 2007 @ 7:24 PM life lesson #......    
winterrenegade


Posts: 1,495
life lesson #42

It aint cool too pull the fire alarm at work just so you can take off early
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Apr 16, 2007 @ 7:39 PM life lesson #......    
bandengor


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yeah but it works.

#43 What goes around comes around.
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Apr 16, 2007 @ 7:43 PM life lesson #......    
winterrenegade


Posts: 1,495
life lesson #44

when you are at work and have too pee, it ain't cool too ask your boss if they'll feel you too see if ya have too go.

life lesson #45

where there's smoke there's always fire
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Apr 17, 2007 @ 8:09 PM life lesson #......    
sumdaysoon


Posts: 11,188
#45 if it looks like dog shit and smells like it ..........you guessed it......it is.....
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Apr 17, 2007 @ 8:17 PM life lesson #......    
bandengor


Posts: 7,768
#47 ~ remember to throw the grenade, not the pin.
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Apr 18, 2007 @ 1:03 AM life lesson #......    
sweetnasty1


Posts: 2,926
#48 Expect the unexpected.
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Apr 18, 2007 @ 5:34 PM life lesson #......    
winterrenegade


Posts: 1,495
#49

never start a fire at work unless you tend too put it out
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Apr 18, 2007 @ 5:36 PM life lesson #......    
bandengor


Posts: 7,768
#50 It take 27 muscles to frown and only 3 to extend you middle finger.
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Apr 18, 2007 @ 6:00 PM life lesson #......    
winterrenegade


Posts: 1,495
#51

pukin on your woman after you go down on her aint cool
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Apr 19, 2007 @ 8:11 AM life lesson #......    
sumdaysoon


Posts: 11,188
#52 if she asks you to do number 51 again.........leave..........
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Apr 19, 2007 @ 9:05 AM life lesson #......    
bandengor


Posts: 7,768
#53 Never underestimate the power of cheese.
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Apr 20, 2007 @ 7:13 PM life lesson #......    
me248


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#54....when a prostitute asks if you want to sleep with him/her for $100.........always respond like this..........well, I'm not really that tired, but I could sure use the money!....
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Apr 20, 2007 @ 7:34 PM life lesson #......    
winterrenegade


Posts: 1,495
#55

if a women gives you her number too trade pics, but says "don't call i'm too shy too talk" probaly means she aint single and lives with her man
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