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Apr 2, 2007 @ 4:21 PM life lesson #......    
winterrenegade


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i have this game i play with friends while at work every day, called "life lesson #..."

the object of the game is too make up something funny like, life lesson #69

"it aint cool too reenact the swartz scene from the movie space balls without askin your boss if they want too join.

or life lesson #70

cheetos and skin mags will get you busted every time

let's see what ya'll can come up with

let's start off with life lesson # 1

[Edited on 4/2/2007 4:38 PM]

[Edited on 4/2/2007 4:39 PM]
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Apr 3, 2007 @ 6:48 AM life lesson #......    
swyeter


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Life Lesson # 2 - Don't try screwing on the beach if without a blanket. It's not cool if you get sand on the pole or in the hole.
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Apr 3, 2007 @ 5:55 PM life lesson #......    
winterrenegade


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life lesson #3

a mig welder and insulation do not get along
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Apr 5, 2007 @ 4:50 PM life lesson #......    
winterrenegade


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life lesson #4

when you have too go pee, it ain't a good idea too ask your boss if he'll come over and feel you, and then tell you if you have too go or not.
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Apr 5, 2007 @ 11:43 PM life lesson #......    
hotbijenni


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life lesson #5
Always check for toilet paper before you sit down
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Apr 6, 2007 @ 1:39 AM life lesson #......    
me248


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life lesson #6 always check for bears before fucking in the forest!
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Apr 7, 2007 @ 4:16 PM life lesson #......    
hotbijenni


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life lesson #7

When a man is alone in the forest and says something, he's still wrong!
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Apr 7, 2007 @ 4:28 PM life lesson #......    
sumdaysoon


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life lesson # 8 ......ignore life lesson number 7.........
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Apr 8, 2007 @ 1:28 AM life lesson #......    
me248


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life lesson#9.....never eat yellow snow
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Apr 8, 2007 @ 8:31 AM life lesson #......    
sumdaysoon


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life lesson #10......sometimes when a woman says no.....she actually means yes.....
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Apr 8, 2007 @ 8:35 AM life lesson #......    
blondebutnotdumb


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life lesson #11 When a woman says no don't force it because most of the time she means no
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Apr 8, 2007 @ 8:39 PM life lesson #......    
sumdaysoon


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life lesson #12 learn how to say no ma'am.......i'm wrong you are right.........you'll need it..........
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Apr 8, 2007 @ 10:43 PM life lesson #......    
MEMEME69247


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Lesson #13.....Don't worry Sums.....Be Happy,,,,, you have me,,,,,,and No does mean yes
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Apr 8, 2007 @ 10:44 PM life lesson #......    
MEMEME69247


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Lesson #14.....Not everyone on AMD is what they are made out to be.....

[Edited on 4/8/2007 10:47 PM]

[Edited on 4/8/2007 10:48 PM]
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Apr 8, 2007 @ 10:44 PM life lesson #......    
MEMEME69247


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Lesson #15 There's only three guarantees in Life,,,You Live,,,You Die and You Pay Taxes
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Apr 8, 2007 @ 11:19 PM life lesson #......    
sumdaysoon


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life lesson #16 diesel fuel and fertilizer don't mix...........
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Apr 9, 2007 @ 3:19 AM life lesson #......    
ynot7769


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Not everyone on AMD is what they are made out to be.....


not sure what number but IM everything i'm made out to be.....a rabbit dinner
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Apr 9, 2007 @ 3:57 AM life lesson #......    
me248


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and a delicious one at that....

#18 never try to eat a rabbit dinner without removing the ears first......cuz otherwise they get caught in your throat...*cough, choke, gag*
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Apr 9, 2007 @ 4:02 AM life lesson #......    
ynot7769


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let me help ya me248....*slaps her back till she coughs*
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Apr 9, 2007 @ 4:37 AM life lesson #......    
me248


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*cough, cough, finally coughs up bunny ears...*spits them out*.....Oh Y, thank-you....you saved my life...how ever may I repay you?
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