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What I Ordered.......What I Got


Mar 18, 2007 @ 5:47 PM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
sumdaysoon


Posts: 11,781
want to play a game????.........


i ordered thunder thighs........i got love handles

i ordered young hot asian......i got yoghi

i ordered a foot long.........i got a teenie weenie



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Mar 19, 2007 @ 7:34 AM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
Sniffi


Posts: 2,255
I ordered a hot nice guy-I got a wussy shmuck.

I ordered a night of sleep-I got a nap.
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Mar 19, 2007 @ 8:19 AM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
sumdaysoon


Posts: 11,781
i ordered a badonkadonk ass....i got a spare tire
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Mar 19, 2007 @ 10:30 AM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
verygoodgirl69


Posts: 960
I ordered a excellent lover......but I got a "one minute and it's over".........
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Mar 20, 2007 @ 1:34 AM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
Looking4ever


Posts: 9,655
I ordered a hot, youg stud (I was promised it)...and I got a dumpy two stroke joke.
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 6:18 AM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
MEMEME69247


Posts: 1,983
I ordered a stud and I got a Dud......
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 8:09 PM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
TastyCupcake


Posts: 3,541
To quote Larry the Cable Guy, "That's funny. I don't care who you are."
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Apr 30, 2007 @ 8:20 PM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
Natgoat


Posts: 1,500
I ordered a Sweet, sensible, Intelligent Lady . . .capable of recognizing a decent guy in a sea of rude, inconsiderate Slobs . . .
* * * * *
I got a bunch of self-centered 'Bad-boy' loving sluts . . . .
...then I came to AMD . . . !!!
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May 1, 2007 @ 10:32 PM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
bentan


Posts: 3,480
I ordered a chick and got a cock.
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May 2, 2007 @ 10:35 AM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
Pudge2you


Posts: 1,733
I ordered an execution...

I got 15 years to life...
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May 2, 2007 @ 10:52 AM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
DarkKnightWalking


Posts: 589
I ordered a sub......I got a subhuman...
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May 2, 2007 @ 3:36 PM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
HollyHummy


Posts: 3,703
I ordered a fortune-teller, and I got a fortune-hunter
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May 2, 2007 @ 7:10 PM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
ValentineGirl214


Posts: 4,636
I ordered a Family Man

I got a PlayBoy - wanted to play with Everyone!!
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May 6, 2007 @ 8:37 PM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
Natgoat


Posts: 1,500
I ordersd a Loving Lady . . .
I GOT a Selfish, Money-grubbing Bee-Yatch...!!!
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May 7, 2007 @ 12:06 PM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
swyeter


Posts: 22,279
I ordered a gold mine and got a gold digger
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Jul 29, 2007 @ 6:10 AM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
bentan


Posts: 3,480
I ordered a brain ... I got a head of cauliflower.
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Aug 3, 2007 @ 3:28 AM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
swyeter


Posts: 22,279
I ordered a woman with nice firm tits and got

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Aug 4, 2007 @ 10:38 AM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
ValentineGirl214


Posts: 4,636
I ordered a Hard Cock and got a Damn Bird!!!
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Aug 5, 2007 @ 4:00 PM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
swyeter


Posts: 22,279
I ordered a pussy cat and got a tigeress
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Aug 6, 2007 @ 1:02 AM What I Ordered.......What I Got    
sumdaysoon


Posts: 11,781
i ordered her on her knees.........she smacked the shit outta me.........
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