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Worst attempt at a pickup line


Apr 1, 2007 @ 12:07 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
hotbijenni


Posts: 1,664
Wanna fuck me now or later tonight?
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Apr 1, 2007 @ 12:17 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
Coltrane955


Posts: 827
ANyone realize that the bad pick up lines that guys use on women would probable work like a charm if a girl used it on a guy..
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Apr 2, 2007 @ 12:43 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
hotbijenni


Posts: 1,664
i think anything would work with a guy - they always seem to be sex-starved
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Apr 2, 2007 @ 4:26 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
Coltrane955


Posts: 827
I agree...If a cute woman came up to me and said " Hi! Can I take your order" I'd be all over her...Come to think of it..lots of women say that to me...hmm...weird.
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Apr 2, 2007 @ 6:55 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
hotbijenni


Posts: 1,664
you need to go other places than McDonald's!
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Apr 2, 2007 @ 8:12 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
samm1011


Posts: 216
There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
Hey babe, nice legs....what time do they open?
You have 206 bones right now, Want to have 207 tonight ?
Am I cute, or do you need another drink?
If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
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Apr 3, 2007 @ 6:29 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
swyeter


Posts: 20,839
You want me to walk over there and stick it in or stick it in and walk over there?
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Apr 25, 2007 @ 11:46 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
Natgoat


Posts: 1,479
I have a 9 x 2 pointed at your throat...don't do anything Foolish...!!!
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May 3, 2007 @ 8:10 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
longbow371


Posts: 131
grab your coat luv, you've pulled
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May 13, 2007 @ 1:42 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
Natgoat


Posts: 1,479
' I like Apples . . Wanna Fuqq . . ?? '
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Feb 6, 2009 @ 6:23 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
TimberWolf


Posts: 2
Whilst dancing......."You don't sweat much for a big girl".
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Feb 6, 2009 @ 6:25 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
TimberWolf


Posts: 2
Wanna fuck?...........no?.......well, would you mind laying down while I have one?
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Feb 7, 2009 @ 10:04 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
SpunkyRed


Posts: 10,449
hey baby...whats hassening...lets groove lol
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Feb 11, 2009 @ 9:44 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
bandengor


Posts: 7,768
My dog wants to hump your leg, wanna come back to my place?
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Feb 16, 2009 @ 1:04 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
teach23


Posts: 8
Hey baby im built like a stallion wanna fuck me?? yeah whatever he was really really drunk. lol
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Feb 19, 2009 @ 10:40 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
bandengor


Posts: 7,768
My moms probably sleeping by now, you can come over.
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Aug 18, 2009 @ 3:32 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
luv2lick88


Posts: 2
Fuck me if i'm wrong but don't i know you?
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Aug 23, 2009 @ 8:50 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
easy20


Posts: 155
oops your not who I thought you were but can we talk anyway?
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Sep 1, 2009 @ 8:25 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
subcali6


Posts: 1
A man walked into the bar I was at came up to me and grabbed my arm then in a very serious voice told me he'd love to see my cherry chapstik on his cock in the morning! I very quickly handed him my chapstik and said I don't want it back when your done and walked away! Lol
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Nov 21, 2009 @ 9:34 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
TastyCupcake


Posts: 3,943
You look so familiar. I can't help thinking I know you from somewhere.
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