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Feb 20, 2007 @ 12:13 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
hotbijenni


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that is so funny!
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Feb 21, 2007 @ 4:46 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
MEMEME69247


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Leave it to you Crave to get someone to do something like that but where was your pick up line.....

Don't I know you from someplace,,,,didn't we meet before?????
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Feb 21, 2007 @ 11:01 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
Vinnie29


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Here's 50c. Ring your husband and tell him you wont be home tonight.
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Feb 21, 2007 @ 11:19 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
CrazyCraveman


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Well Lena, as I said in my 1st post on here...I don't use pick up lines...

However, I do this every now and then...


I guess this could be something of a pick up line...I'd at times place a dollar bill in my jeans and ask women what it was...and when they'd ask...I tell'em...ALL you can eat for under a buck!

And believe it or not, even though I wasn't using it as a stupid pick up line...it actually worked.
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Feb 21, 2007 @ 2:16 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
cabl_guy


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I had a gal in a bar tell me, "My! You have such bright and shiny eyes."
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Feb 22, 2007 @ 8:26 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
MeatbeeTamer


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Some drunk jackass at the bowling alley where I work rented our largest pair of shoes (size 17) one night and walked up to damn near every woman in the place, pointing out the size of his feet and saying "You know what else that means is big?"

He was not even remotely sucessful-the only women who even gave him the time of day were to hookers who were hiding in the bowling alley while the cops were outside harassing their pimp, and when they quoted him a price, he said "I don't ever have to pay for it"

And he never got it, either.



I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves. .-Jerry Garcia
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Feb 23, 2007 @ 7:02 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
hotbijenni


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Some drunk jackass at the bowling alley where I work rented our largest pair of shoes (size 17) one night and walked up to damn near every woman in the place, pointing out the size of his feet and saying "You know what else that means is big?"


Yeah, big socks
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Feb 24, 2007 @ 5:14 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
MEMEME69247


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Feb 24, 2007 @ 5:20 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
Looking4ever


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Gosh, thanks, Mememe...
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Feb 24, 2007 @ 5:28 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
MEMEME69247


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Feb 24, 2007 @ 7:55 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
hotbijenni


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"Do you know what winks and fucks like a tiger?" (then he winked at me)
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Feb 24, 2007 @ 8:03 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
hotbijenni


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How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
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Feb 24, 2007 @ 8:07 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
hotbijenni


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All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
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Feb 24, 2007 @ 7:11 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
CrazyCraveman


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Is that a banana in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

I've actually heard many women use this very sad pick up line...
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Feb 24, 2007 @ 7:44 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
samm1011


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"You wanna go out for pizza and a fuck?" the girl said "no" and i respond with "what you don't like pizza?"
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Feb 24, 2007 @ 7:46 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
CrazyCraveman


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Feb 25, 2007 @ 7:44 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
MEMEME69247


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Feb 25, 2007 @ 9:04 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
hotbijenni


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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? (actually i think this is a cute one...it would get a laugh out of me, and some conversation)
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Feb 25, 2007 @ 10:12 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
SexPet


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how much?
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Feb 25, 2007 @ 10:15 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
winterrenegade


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is that a mirror in your pants?

cuz i can sure see myself in em


did it hurt?

when you fell outa heaven

are you tired?

you've been running around in my mind all day
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