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Feb 15, 2007 @ 9:17 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
hotbijenni


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k, men and women, what is the worst/best pickup line you've used/heard

Here's mine -

Guy walked up in a club and asked me if I was tired. When I looked puzzled and said I wasn't, he said "Good, I was worried you might be, because you've been running through my mind all night"

Let's hear yours!

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Feb 16, 2007 @ 11:02 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
hotbijenni


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guess this was a bad idea
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Feb 16, 2007 @ 1:06 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
MEMEME69247


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Your so hot you sent out heat waves.....Jenni good one just give it time....
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Feb 16, 2007 @ 2:15 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
hotbijenni


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How about

"Are you okay? I was afraid you might have gotten hurt when you fell down from heaven."


(thx meme)
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Feb 16, 2007 @ 11:59 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
cc1980999


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Hey baby I sell camels do you want one hump or two?

Stupid stupid stupid line but was said by a friend of mine as a corn-ball joke. It's still stupid
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Feb 17, 2007 @ 1:28 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
CrazyCraveman


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I've personally never used a pick up line...however, as a bartender for 8 years...I heard them all, and some of them were very stupid!

I take that back...as I guess this could be something of a pick up line...I'd at times place a dollar bill in my jeans and ask women what it was...and when they'd ask...I tell'em...ALL you can eat for under a buck!

And believe it or not, even though I wasn't using it as a stupid pick up line...it actually worked.
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Feb 17, 2007 @ 2:06 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
hotbijenni


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lol
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Feb 18, 2007 @ 5:22 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
sameasme


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do you come here often?
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Feb 18, 2007 @ 6:32 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
sameasme


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nice ass
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Feb 18, 2007 @ 6:09 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
hotbijenni


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that's original
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Feb 19, 2007 @ 10:15 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
cc1980999


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"If I told you you have a great body, would you hold it against me?"
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Feb 19, 2007 @ 11:08 AM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
CrazyCraveman


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do you come here often?

While I was a bartender, I think this was the most used...and the one I'd hear...mostly men...use all the time...

If I told you you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

And that one, I believe was the second most used pick up line...

The funny part was...never once did I ever see either of them work...
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Feb 19, 2007 @ 12:42 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
MEMEME69247


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I went out with my girlfriends dancing quite a bit,,,,while were sitting there laughing and talking a man came up and said "Excuse me,,,were you talking to me" well of course that starts up a conversation,,,,
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Feb 19, 2007 @ 2:05 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
CrazyCraveman


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"Excuse me, Lena,,,were you talking to me"

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Feb 19, 2007 @ 2:33 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
MEMEME69247


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Yes Crazy,,,,I've been trying to talk to you....."Hello could I have your number because I forgot mine"
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Feb 19, 2007 @ 3:11 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
Pudge2you


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"Hi my name is Pudge. Wanna Fuck?)
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Feb 19, 2007 @ 5:04 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
Looking4ever


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Hmm, that might actually work on me, Pudge.
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Feb 19, 2007 @ 6:22 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
CrazyCraveman


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Actually believe it or not...I've heard men come up to women in the bars I have worked at...right out of the blue...Wanna fuck?!...and it's worked a few times...then again...more often than not...it'd lead to one hell of a hard slap across the face...
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Feb 19, 2007 @ 6:36 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
blndbluenswva


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Friend of mine was drunk off his a** at a club years ago.
He was turned down for a dance by a cute lady, so he asked her "Then I guess a Blow Job is out of the question? "

Got his face slapped for that one
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Feb 19, 2007 @ 7:02 PM Worst attempt at a pickup line    
CrazyCraveman


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That reminds me of a story...

I was in a bar one night...and talking to this guy I knew who was drunk off his ass...and in front of us were two women wearing very short skirts...and he wanted to meet them in the worse way...poor guy was almost drooling...so I suggested he grab a few coins from his pocket and toss them about the floor behind/under them...and to then kneel down low to pick them up while taking a peek under their short skirts...

Well being drunk like he was...I guess he decided it was a good idea...at the time...so he did exactly as I suggested...well...one of them happened to notice him and what he was doing...and up come this 3-4 inch pointy heel...stiletto's I guess they're called...

And pow...she kicked him right square in the forehead...and stuck him good...so good in fact the blood started gushing from his head...

All I could do was... and and and and
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