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Jan 18, 2007 @ 6:04 PM Confuciousisms    
crazyhorse001


Posts: 32
Here goes, Evereyone's heard the butchered up quotes attributed to Confucious (the Chineese philosopher)... C'mon you know what I mean....
like, Man who make love on hill get piece on earth.
If ya know any for the love of pete post 'em up

Here's my fave

Man who fight with woman all day, get no piece at night
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Jan 20, 2007 @ 1:01 AM Confuciousisms    
hotbijenni


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Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger
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Jan 27, 2007 @ 4:01 AM Confuciousisms    
quadfanatic


Posts: 28
Elevator smell different to midget
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Jan 27, 2007 @ 9:36 AM Confuciousisms    
hotbijenni


Posts: 1,723
Good sex to women is like ice cream; it doesn't go soft until they're done!
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Feb 1, 2007 @ 2:57 AM Confuciousisms    
lonlyknight


Posts: 39
man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
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Feb 1, 2007 @ 2:58 AM Confuciousisms    
lonlyknight


Posts: 39
woman who flies in plane upside down has crack up
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Feb 8, 2007 @ 5:55 PM Confuciousisms    
shellsmack


Posts: 7,648
man with dick in hand got chapped skin
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Feb 15, 2007 @ 9:21 PM Confuciousisms    
hotbijenni


Posts: 1,723
Delivery man who comes lickity split, get big tip from woman.
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Feb 18, 2007 @ 5:35 AM Confuciousisms    
sameasme


Posts: 316
woman who comes lickity split doesn't need a tip
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Nov 3, 2007 @ 4:52 PM Confuciousisms    
new2this255


Posts: 16
good sex is like oxygen, its not important till your not getting any
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Nov 17, 2007 @ 3:40 PM Confuciousisms    
lunanegra


Posts: 987
Man who jump in poison ivy make rash decision
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Nov 27, 2007 @ 1:43 PM Confuciousisms    
bandengor


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Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
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