| Jul 29, 2007 @ 12:01 PM |
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Ashinatrix
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well I got titties and plenty of beer in the fridge!! .....just sit back and watch 'em come a runnin'!! 
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 12:04 PM |
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BigFlirt
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Run my ass, i am gettin in my 4x4 and heading her direction....Cross country, literally... lol
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 12:05 PM |
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CrazyCraveman
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Damn Lisa...I am soooooooooo there! Hey BF, wanna come along!! We'll swing by and pick up Ash too..maybe we'll see lotsa titties and drink lotsa beer!  Better yet, we can lick the beer off their titties!! 
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 12:07 PM |
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Ashinatrix
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nummy!!!! 
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 12:11 PM |
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ynot7769
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titties n beer.........ummm aint that a song 
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 12:12 PM |
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CrazyCraveman
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Guess BF left without us Ash...well, I'll swing by in the Blazer, take the top off, to enjoy the warm sun...and we'll go to Lisa's! 
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 12:13 PM |
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BigFlirt
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well i am game....i will even pick up a case for the road trip....
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 12:13 PM |
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ynot7769
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*runs thru yelling..."caraaaaa.....caraaaa.....where ya at????" n keeps running n tryin not to spill coffee* 
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 12:13 PM |
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Ashinatrix
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Tie me up and throw me in the back!!!!!! 
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 12:16 PM |
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BigFlirt
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after crazys last blog he will do more than tie ya up, i best drive...
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 12:23 PM |
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CrazyCraveman
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[QUOTE] after crazys last blog he will do more than tie ya up, i best drive...
Damn, now THAT was funny! Damn near spit Coke all over myself...
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 12:25 PM |
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CrazyCraveman
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titties n beer.........ummm aint that a song
In fact it is Ynot...
Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the aide of me
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a big titty girly by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me . . .
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, mystery
I noticed even the crickets
Was actin' weird up here
So I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on . . "
But there was no reply
'Cause she was gone . . .
"Where's those titties I like so well,
'n' my godam beer!"
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil , . .
He's about this big , . .
He had a red suit on
An' a widow's peak
An' then a pointed tail
'N like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright,
I swear I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know, it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, "You sonofabifch!"
'Cause I was mad at him.
Well he just got out the floss
'N started cleanin' his fang
So I shot him with my shooter.
Said: BANG BANG BANG
The sucker just laughed 'n said, "Put it away . . .
You know, I ate her all up . . . now what you gonna say?"
YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? "Yeah! titties 'n all!"
WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN? "Were the cans this tall?"
EVEN HER BOOTS? "Would I lie to you?"
SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! "Yes, this is true'.
'WELL DON'T THEY PAY Y'ALL GOOD FOR THE
STUFF THAT YOU DO?
"I can't complain when the checks come through . . ''
WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU HEAR!
"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I am fhe Devil,
Do you understand?
Just what will you give me for your titties and beer?
I suppose you noticed this little contract here , . ''
YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE,
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR . . .
GIMME THAT PAPER ... BET YER ASS
I'LL SIGN . . . 'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-SQUEEZIN' TIME! 
"You can't fool me, man . . . you ain't that bad . . .
I mean you shoulda seen some of fhe souls I had . . .
Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew too . . .
'n both of fhose suckers was worse 'n you . .
"WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL SO ... WHATCHA GONNA DO?
"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think ...
I mean ... hold on a minute, boy . . . that's
Magic Ink!"
And then the Devil puked
'N out jumped m'girl
They heard the titties PLOP-PLOPPIN'
All around the world, she said:
"I GOT ME THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS,
AN' I'M GONNA GET WRECKED, SO FUCK YOU CLOWNS!"
And then she gave us the finger,
It was rigid 'n stiff,
That's when the Devil, he farted
An' she went right over the cliff
The Devil was mad took off to my pad
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 1:41 PM |
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Lisa46
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sits here wondering how long before everyone gets here 
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 1:48 PM |
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borachone
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On my way 
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 2:06 PM |
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BigFlirt
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well i am still waiting on Crazy i bet he went after ash first and he has her tied up and having his way with her....
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 2:11 PM |
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Ashinatrix
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hey BF..........that's quite a dangerous looking pecker you got there!!!!!!
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 2:12 PM |
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Lisa46
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hey BF you don't have to wait on CC and Ash you know how those two are they will be busy for hours!!
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 2:17 PM |
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BigFlirt
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Oh does my pecker give ya idears? lol
well i am gettin a keg and a bunch of ice and icen it down in back of my truck and hooken up line to the cab so i might be a bit tipsy when i get there oh and keep bathroom clear i might need to pee after drinkin a keg....
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 2:18 PM |
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CrazyCraveman
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NO, you know how YOU wimmens are...
Take forfuckingever to get ready... 
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| Jul 29, 2007 @ 2:24 PM |
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Ashinatrix
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I can be ready in 20-30 minutes if you dont mind me leavin' with wet hair
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