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May 15, 2010 @ 2:39 PM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
StraddleMyNose


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Was given a warning to stay away from senior centers and rest homes 6 months ago because of his sexual attraction to little old ladies over 75 years old.

Currenty has posters on his bedroom walls of Betty White and Bea Arthur. He was also in the fan membership club of the Golden Girls in the 80's.

He also has been working on trying to get a sequel to Fried Green Tomatos...
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May 15, 2010 @ 10:18 PM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
KitKat25


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He's had 8 different nose jobs because the gals who have taken a ride on his nose are quite rough and they keep breaking it. And since he loves when they ride his nose sooooo much...he doesn't know how...or even want to say no to them.

He's currently looking at getting a special steel plate inserted into his nose so that nose fractures are a thing of the past.
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May 21, 2010 @ 9:10 AM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
surv6969


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She was the last gal to take a ride on straddles nose. She was also the one to suggest the steel plate so that she can ride his nose even harder the next time.
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May 21, 2010 @ 9:41 PM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
KitKat25


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He accidently glued his hands to the inside of his pants pockets...and they won't come out.

Oh...and he has to pee reeeeeeealy bad.
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May 21, 2010 @ 11:40 PM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
ShadowMale


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She does naughty things with that dog in the pic...
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May 22, 2010 @ 12:51 PM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
StraddleMyNose


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Was born a female, and had a sexchange at the age of 18. Continues to take male hormones today, and has to the rest of "his" life. Once posed nude in layouts in both Playboy and Playgirl magazines. "He" has always wanted to "boink" Janet Reno and Ruth Ginsburg.


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May 22, 2010 @ 2:43 PM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
ShadowMale


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Shhhh...

I hear he wants the women to straddle his nose, because the little guy doesn't make it up anymore....

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May 22, 2010 @ 2:52 PM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
StraddleMyNose


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I hear he wants the women to straddle his nose, because the little guy doesn't make it up anymore....


He wants to put together a fan club and be president of it for the cast of Fried Green Tomatos.

Also since he watched the movie "Misery", he has always wanted for Kathy Bates to straddle his face and drown him with all her fluids.
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May 22, 2010 @ 2:57 PM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
ShadowMale


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His goal in life is to have Betty White straddle his nose....
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May 22, 2010 @ 3:01 PM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
StraddleMyNose


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He's always wanted to do a five-sum with the cast of the Golden Girls. He just love those panthers.
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May 22, 2010 @ 3:09 PM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
ShadowMale


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Panthers hell... those are sabre tooth cats...

If he could bend that far, he'd straddle his own nose...
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Jul 18, 2010 @ 4:28 AM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
KitKat25


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Was last seen posing for a before picture at a tanning salon.
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Jul 18, 2010 @ 10:43 PM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
craignwi


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Had both a sombrero and burro, both owned by Juan Valdez, surgically attached to her body. Has since had burro removed, though the sombrero has just been trimmed to stop from interfering with her cable when she watches a channel that just shows reruns of "The Chevy Chase Show" in French.
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Aug 18, 2010 @ 8:46 PM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
ShadowMale


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Craig stole the shirt off my back.
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Aug 22, 2010 @ 5:37 PM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
StraddleMyNose


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He's trying out for an all boys band called Redneck Boys on the Block.
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Aug 23, 2010 @ 2:19 AM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
craignwi


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Steals virgin daquiris and sells them to desperate 12-year-olds during recess
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Aug 23, 2010 @ 5:16 AM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
KitKat25


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Recess is the highlight of his day...because he just loves to play hopscotch and freeze tag soooooo much.
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Aug 23, 2010 @ 2:55 PM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
StraddleMyNose


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She was seen late last night hanging out with the Brat Pack. Later on, She went back home with Anthony Michael Hall and did some scrapbooking and practiced some theater with him.
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Aug 23, 2010 @ 3:56 PM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
KitKat25


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She went back home with Anthony Michael Hall and did some scrapbooking and practiced some theater with him.

Shhhh! That was suppose to be a secret. Well...if you can tell...so can I.

Last seen with Molly Ringwald. Molly was showing him how to apply lipstick.
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Aug 25, 2010 @ 3:25 AM Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you.    
craignwi


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Has been photographed goosing the Pope while wearing nothing but strategically placed seahorses
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