| May 12, 2010 @ 2:19 AM |
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craignwi
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Has the largest collection of slightly used Eskimo porn Laserdiscs in the tri-county area
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| May 12, 2010 @ 11:01 PM |
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KitKat25
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He's really into role playing...especially when he gets to wear women's lingerie.  
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| May 12, 2010 @ 11:03 PM |
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craignwi
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She moonlights at a Mormon drive-thru wedding chapel in Las Vegas
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| May 12, 2010 @ 11:10 PM |
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KitKat25
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He longs to be the next Martha Stewart...not the cooking diva Martha Stewart...but the prison bitch Martha Stewart.  
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| May 12, 2010 @ 11:12 PM |
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StraddleMyNose
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Was up all night cutting farts after eating a bowl of chili made of mexican beans.
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| May 12, 2010 @ 11:13 PM |
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craignwi
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Owns the last surviving dodo bird, and is planning a barbecue 
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| May 12, 2010 @ 11:15 PM |
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StraddleMyNose
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Was once a groupie for Boy George. He's now a groupie for both George Michael and Pee Wee Hermon. 
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| May 12, 2010 @ 11:16 PM |
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craignwi
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Longs to be Lady GaGa's chair.
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| May 12, 2010 @ 11:25 PM |
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KitKat25
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Longs to be Lady GaGa's chair.
LMAO @ Craignwi 
Plays the accordian during weekend senior citizen dances down at the rotary club. 
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| May 12, 2010 @ 11:27 PM |
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craignwi
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Was arrested for impersonating James Earl Jones on the set of "Field Of Dreams"
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| May 12, 2010 @ 11:43 PM |
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craignwi
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Has been known to impersonate the *REAL* craignwi
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| May 12, 2010 @ 11:44 PM |
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KitKat25
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Moonlights as a male stripper during the weekend...and is known as the gay cowboy...Yeehaw! 
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| May 12, 2010 @ 11:45 PM |
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craignwi
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Is the reason you can't believe it's not butter
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| May 13, 2010 @ 9:17 PM |
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StraddleMyNose
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Used to work for Morgan Stanley until they tared and feathered him for insider trading on the stock exchange. He now is top executive for Dominos pizza, and moonlights as a mall cop at midnights.
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| May 13, 2010 @ 9:33 PM |
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KitKat25
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Straddles more than just noses...
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| May 13, 2010 @ 9:42 PM |
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StraddleMyNose
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Word has it that she used to be a clown in a major top circus years ago. She quit before being fired for sexual harassment on one of the little people. Now whenever she see's a little person, she steps on them with her floppy shoes that she used to wear as a clown.
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| May 13, 2010 @ 9:49 PM |
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KitKat25
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Loves his current job soooooo much...because he gets to ask people each day if they would like to super-size their meal for only .50 cents more. 
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| May 13, 2010 @ 9:51 PM |
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StraddleMyNose
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Loves sticking her vibrating cell phone up her so that she can get off. Is thinking about adding a second line soon...
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| May 14, 2010 @ 2:39 AM |
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KitKat25
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Is really a door-to-door cell phone salesman. His specialty is two-line cell phones...with special added features. 
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| May 15, 2010 @ 11:42 AM |
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craignwi
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Is really a door-to-door saleswoman. Selling doors. 
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