| Feb 21, 2010 @ 4:19 AM |
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KitKat25
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Forget the dang puppies. 
Surv is really a J.C. Penney model...and a Chip and Dale dancer. 
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| Mar 19, 2010 @ 11:39 AM |
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swyeter
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KitKat got fired as a pole dancer.......
Seems she wanted to ride it instead of slide on it.....
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| Mar 19, 2010 @ 2:04 PM |
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KitKat25
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Swyeter is not of this time. He's really a time traveler from the Gladiator days. He's traveled here to become the best "man whore" our modern time has ever seen...and he has the "tools" to make this happen. 
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| Apr 21, 2010 @ 3:24 PM |
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Lisa46
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kitkat thinks shes talking about swyter but she is really describing herself
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| Apr 21, 2010 @ 6:54 PM |
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theSkwirl
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Lisa pretends to be a nice and cute kitteh but in reality she held seventeen sweaty man beasts hostage last week at the quicky mart.
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| Apr 22, 2010 @ 6:33 PM |
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StraddleMyNose
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She was last seen chasing cars with nuts in her paws while heading down interstate 5. 
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| Apr 22, 2010 @ 7:47 PM |
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B9CC1D
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Can eat 32 pounds of White Castle hamburgers without it going to their waist.
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| Apr 28, 2010 @ 6:18 PM |
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StraddleMyNose
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Dom was last seen out in Cali courting Betty White. Ever since those Snicker commercials that had aired her recently, he's had it really bad for her. 
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| Apr 29, 2010 @ 1:50 PM |
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KitKat25
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Last seen speeding away from a local Toys 'R' Us with a truckload of plushies.
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| Apr 30, 2010 @ 2:28 AM |
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StraddleMyNose
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Word has it that Kat bought some stock in the Kit-Kat candy bar company years ago, and has now decided to make her move on a hostile takeover of the company. Word also has it that she may run for the presidency of the United States in 2020 as a Tea Party candidate. 
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| Apr 30, 2010 @ 11:00 AM |
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wdmonro
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Dark knite open mouth kissed a horse once
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| May 7, 2010 @ 2:15 AM |
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StraddleMyNose
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Was last seen lurking outside of DKW's house and was never to be seen again...
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| May 7, 2010 @ 2:21 AM |
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KitKat25
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Was caught sniffing women's underwear...while the women were still wearing them!
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| May 7, 2010 @ 12:55 PM |
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frogprincess
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Apprehended with burglar tools at the turd factory.
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| May 7, 2010 @ 2:47 PM |
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ynot7769
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caught with her beard smellin lilke pussy 
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| May 7, 2010 @ 3:27 PM |
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frogprincess
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Stole my razor.
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| May 8, 2010 @ 8:09 PM |
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KitKat25
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Prefers frog over men...which is why she is called the Frogprincess. 
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| May 8, 2010 @ 10:53 PM |
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StraddleMyNose
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She's been known to lube it up with Ben-gay during some anal play...
j/k I couldn't resist, Kat! 
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| May 9, 2010 @ 2:53 PM |
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KitKat25
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She's been known to lube it up with Ben-gay during some anal play...
Everyone knows he's really talkin' about himself.
Rumor has it that Straddle is the largest stock holder in the Ben-gay empire. 
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| May 11, 2010 @ 3:23 PM |
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StraddleMyNose
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She's known to use both icy hot and ben-gay on her dildos
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