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Apr 22, 2007 @ 1:53 AM *True Confessions*    
me248


Posts: 3,049
I confess to being a woman, and being WORTH IT!.....

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Apr 22, 2007 @ 2:42 AM *True Confessions*    
TastyCupcake


Posts: 3,943
I confess to agreeing with me; I'm worth a lot, and there are several other women who are, too. All women can't be judged by a few bad experiences with some.
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Apr 22, 2007 @ 2:47 AM *True Confessions*    
Looking4ever


Posts: 9,601
I confess that it's hard to sleep through his snoring but I sure like having him there.
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Apr 22, 2007 @ 2:48 AM *True Confessions*    
me248


Posts: 3,049
to TC
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Apr 22, 2007 @ 3:26 AM *True Confessions*    
TastyCupcake


Posts: 3,943
right back at ya me
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Apr 22, 2007 @ 5:00 AM *True Confessions*    
winterrenegade


Posts: 1,495
i confess ya beetre get used too the snoring lookin if ya been thinkin about the l word, and be thankful you have someone too next too you
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Apr 22, 2007 @ 6:06 AM *True Confessions*    
coltsfootball


Posts: 1,600
I Confess That The Snoring is A Problem So I Usually Sleep On The Couch
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Apr 22, 2007 @ 9:01 PM *True Confessions*    
Giggl_Sprite


Posts: 523
I confess to groping Dom in his sleep!
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 6:26 PM *True Confessions*    
coltsfootball


Posts: 1,600
I Confess That I Sometimes Wonder If Any Of It Is Worth It
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 6:30 PM *True Confessions*    
Giggl_Sprite


Posts: 523
I confess that I don't have anything to confess about.
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 10:02 PM *True Confessions*    
Dominus


Posts: 511
I confess that I don't have anything to confess about.

Oh yes she does. Get her!
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 10:11 PM *True Confessions*    
Giggl_Sprite


Posts: 523
Eep! flits off before Dominus uses his butterfly net
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 11:53 PM *True Confessions*    
Dominus


Posts: 511
This isn't so much a true confession of mine, as it is a true confession on someone else's behalf. Mainly because she's being a wiseass tonight. In another forum, the sprite made a reference to me:

I don't have a hose, but I know where I can get one!

Fine. She wants to play like that? well it's out of the bag.

One of the things that she's noted about me over the years is my capacity for liquids. I can drink more than usual. I cum more than usual. And I pee more than usual. For some reason, all of these elements fascinate her.

One day, as I'm getting ready to relieve myself and she is fixing her hair she looks down and asks me "What's it like?"

"What's what like?", I reply.

"What's it like having all of that coming out of your cock like that?"

Well how in the hell do you respond to a question like that? You can't really compare the sensation of it. You can maybe describe what it feels like, but that's not going to really encompass the whole experience. One thing leads to another (and by now really have to go bad) and she suggests that maybe it would help her understand if she could hold it.

Maybe I was being a bit too indulgent, but I agreed. I explained how she is going to have to point it, make sure the foreskin is pulled back, make sure not to kink or pinch the urethra. Meanwhile I can feel the pressure building nearly unbearably. Finally I ask: "Are you ready?" and with great relief she says she is.

So I open up. But she's off the mark, and the stream hits the toilet lid a little bit. Normally, since I do Kegel exercises, I can stop and start at will but I've been holding off too long and I can't stop it now. She panics, and pee starts going everywhere. The toilet. The floor. The walls. I would try to take my cock away from her, but by the time she hands it over or pry it out of her hands lord knows what I might piss on, so I try to talk her down at first.

Which doesn't work. She's still freaked out and is now thinking of letting go, which would be bad because it could flop anywhere. So I reach down near the base, pinch the urethra myself and say: "How about you go stand by the sink while I finish."

Note to women: This is not something men like to do. Ever. Stopping the flow by pinching your urethra is painful and makes the inside of your dick feel like a water balloon.

So she's over by the sink, looking sheepish. Still, it's impossible for me to be mad at her. She has that cute thing going on. So I just smile and say: "Well, I ain't the one that's going to clean this up."

Needless to say, she has never felt the urge to try this again.
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 11:55 PM *True Confessions*    
Giggl_Sprite


Posts: 523
I will neither confirm or deny the previous statement made by Dominus
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Apr 24, 2007 @ 4:03 AM *True Confessions*    
me248


Posts: 3,049
I confess to knowing I have better aim than Giggl
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Apr 24, 2007 @ 5:06 AM *True Confessions*    
theobono


Posts: 28
I confess that i dont know what the hell anyones talking about in here?
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Apr 24, 2007 @ 5:37 AM *True Confessions*    
Looking4ever


Posts: 9,601
I confess that I hope it is.
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Apr 24, 2007 @ 8:50 AM *True Confessions*    
bandengor


Posts: 7,768
I confess that I would never let anyone else do that for me.
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Apr 24, 2007 @ 9:07 AM *True Confessions*    
Lisa46


Posts: 10,934
Shit Dom I spit coffee outta my nose
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Apr 24, 2007 @ 12:56 PM *True Confessions*    
Giggl_Sprite


Posts: 523
Shit Dom I spit coffee outta my nose

I'm not cleaning that up either!
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