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| Oct 31, 2006 @ 7:22 PM |
My Favorite Country Songs |
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JJN4Fun
Posts: 3,002
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16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
And the Number one song is. . . .
1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
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| Nov 1, 2006 @ 10:09 AM |
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reily
Posts: 880
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1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
Went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2........... 
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| Nov 1, 2006 @ 10:14 AM |
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Looking4ever
Posts: 9,654
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Good one, Reily.
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| Nov 1, 2006 @ 11:20 AM |
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quest33
Posts: 113
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She looking better after every beer,and when i woke up i dont know which was worst my hangover are the woman with me. 
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| Nov 11, 2006 @ 2:55 PM |
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499BLU
Posts: 123
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so sxze bbw u like country music.its cool if u dont its not for me.it all sounds
the same.
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| Nov 11, 2006 @ 11:22 PM |
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JJN4Fun
Posts: 3,002
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so sxze bbw u like country music.its cool if u dont its not for me.it all sounds
the same.
Did you read the titles? Fuckin' funny! But yes, I do like country music - but I'm more of a rock-n-roller than anything.
Areosmith rules!!! 
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| Nov 13, 2006 @ 11:08 PM |
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499BLU
Posts: 123
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yes the titles are funny.but i would rather listen to rock.
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| Dec 11, 2006 @ 2:35 AM |
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Raven_Silverfire
Posts: 164
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lol, never got into country myself, most all of it seems like whining to banjos
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| Jan 6, 2007 @ 10:09 AM |
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hotbijenni
Posts: 1,723
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yknow, if you play country music backwards, you get your dog back, you get your truck back, and you get your wife back!
sxze ... i loved those titles!
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| Feb 12, 2007 @ 3:50 PM |
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MissMisty
Posts: 23
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I'm not as good as I once was.but i'm as good once as I ever was !
ain't that the truth !
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| Feb 18, 2007 @ 5:37 AM |
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sameasme
Posts: 316
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your cheating heart - hank williams jr
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| Feb 22, 2007 @ 9:04 AM |
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MeatbeeTamer
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I love "It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Kepp Chewinmg Yer Ass All Day"!-it's a great tune by the Notorious Cherry Bombs, better known as Rodney Crowell and Vince Gill-the lyrics are funny as hell, too...
I also love "You Don't Have To Call Me Darlin, Darlin" by David Allan Coe; "Dead Puppies" and "Cemetary Girls" by Barnes & Barnes; and "What's a Sweetheart Like You (Doin in a Place Like This)" by Bob Dylan.
Oh, and "That's What She Said Last Night" by Billy Joe Shaver; "Screw You, We're From Texas" and "Cooler 'n' Hell" by Ray Wylie Hubbard
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| Mar 16, 2007 @ 6:22 PM |
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Gem526
Posts: 1,000
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Tim McGraw - My Little Girl
Gotta hold on easy as I let you go.
Gonna tell you how much I love you, though you think you already know.
I remember I thought you looked like an angel wrapped in pink so soft and warm.
You've had me wrapped around your finger since the day you were born.
Beautiful baby from the outside in.
Chase your dreams but always know the road that'll lead you home again.
Go on, take on this whole world.
But to me you know you'll always be, my little girl.
When you were in trouble that crooked little smile could melt my heart of stone.
Now look at you, I've turned around and you've almost grown.
Sometimes you're asleep I whisper "I Love You!" in the moonlight at your door.
As I walk away, I hear you say, "Daddy Love You More!".
Beautiful baby from the outside in.
Chase your dreams but always know the road that'll lead you home again.
Go on, take on this whole world.
But to me you know you'll always be, my little girl.
Someday, some boy will come and ask me for your hand.
But I won't say "yes" to him unless I know, he's the half
that makes you whole, he has a poet's soul, and the heart of a man's man.
I know he'll say that he's in love.
But between you and me. He won't be good enough!
Beautiful baby from the outside in.
Chase your dreams but always know the road that'll lead you home again.
Go on, take on this whole world.
But to me you know you'll always be, my little girl.
absolutely beautiful 
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| Mar 24, 2007 @ 4:35 AM |
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Natasha6972
Posts: 447
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Kris Kristofferson - For The Good Times
Don't look so sad I know it's over;
but life goes on and this old world will keep on turning.
Let's just be glad we had some time to spend together
There's no need to watch the bridges that we're burning.
Lay your head upon my pillow,
Hold your warm and tender body close to mine.
Hear the whisper of the raindrops
Blowing soft against the window
and make believe you love me one more time
For the good times.
I'll get along; you'll find another;
and I’ll be here if you should find you ever need me.
Don't say a word about tomorrow or forever.
There'll be time enough for sadness when you leave me.
Lay your head upon my pillow,
Hold your warm and tender body close to mine.
Hear the whisper of the raindrops
Blowing soft against the window
And make believe you love me one more time
For the good times.
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| Mar 24, 2007 @ 4:21 PM |
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sumdaysoon
Posts: 11,781
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the dance - garth brooks
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| Mar 24, 2007 @ 4:28 PM |
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seduce_me
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love me like you used to.....tanya tucker
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| Mar 24, 2007 @ 10:31 PM |
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sumdaysoon
Posts: 11,781
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i loved her first - heartland (i have 2 girls, both married)
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| Mar 25, 2007 @ 12:33 PM |
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Natasha6972
Posts: 447
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Alyssa Lies – Jason Michael Carrol
My little girl met a new friend,
just the other day,
on the playground at school
between the tires and the swings
But she came home with tear-filled eyes,
and she said to me "Daddy, Alyssa lies"
Well I just brushed it off at first,
'cause I didn't know how much my little girl had been hurt
or the things she had seen.
I wasn't ready when I said "You can tell me"
and she said...
"Alyssa lies to the classroom,
Alyssa lies everyday at school,
Alyssa lies to the teachers
as she tries to cover every bruise"
My little girl laid her head down that night to go to sleep.
As I stepped out the room, I heard her say a prayer so soft and sweet
"God bless my mom and my Dad
and my new friend, Alyssa
*oh*I know she needs you bad
Because Alyssa lies to the classroom,
Alyssa lies everyday at school,
Alyssa lies to the teachers
as she tries to cover every bruise"
I had the worst night of sleep in years
as I tried to think of a way to calm her fears
I knew just what it was I had to do
but when we got to school on Monday I heard the news
My little girl asked me why everybody looked so sad
the lump in my throat grew bigger
with every question that she asked.
Until I felt the tears run down my face
and I told her that Alyssa wouldn't be at school today
'Cause she doesn't lie in the classroom
she doesn't lie anymore at school
Alyssa lies with Jesus
because there's nothin' anyone would do
Tears filled my eyes when my little girl asked me why
Alyssa lies
*Oh Daddy, oh* Daddy tell me why
Alyssa lies
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| Mar 30, 2007 @ 5:02 AM |
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Natasha6972
Posts: 447
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Lee Ann Womack: Don't Tell Me
Tell my heart to stop beating
Tell my mind not to think
Throw a stone in the ocean
And tell that stone not to sink
Tell the world to stop turnin' around
Tell the sky not to be so blue
Tell the rain to stop fallin' down like tears
But don't tell me to stop loving you
Don't tell me to stop loving you
Tell the past to be forgotten
Tell my life not to exist
Tell a promise made to be unspoken
And my lips not to have been kissed
Tell the world to stop turnin' around
Tell the sky not to be so blue
Tell the rain to stop fallin' down like tears
But don't tell me to stop loving you
Don't tell me to stop loving you
I can't do it, I can't stop
It's something that love has sealed
Only the broken-hearted know the way I feel
Tell the world to stop turnin' around
Tell the sky not to be so blue
Tell the rain to stop fallin' down like tears
But don't tell me to stop loving you
Don't tell me to stop loving you
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| Apr 3, 2007 @ 7:10 AM |
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swyeter
Posts: 22,279
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ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT, HANK WILLIAMS JR.
I met an old friend in the bar the other night
He got a little drunk and he wanted to fight;
He jumped up and challenged every man in the room.
And just about the time he got the words out
An old boy jumped up and closed his mouth
And used his head for a mop and his butt for a broom.
It was an Attitude Adjustment, I guess it was his first time.
An attitude adjustment, now he understands just fine.
He got bent out of shape, then he opened his mouth
And just one appointment straightened him right out
It was an attitude adjustment--It'll work every time.
Now I've got this big old Brother-in-law
And me and him just never did get along
Cause he just wasn't treating my sister nice.
He got drunk one night and started and beating me up
And I went and got a tire tool out of my truck
And straightened him out as cold as a block of ice.
It was an attitude adjustment and it'll work every time.
An attitude adjustment-I made him see the light.
Now he says I'm his kind of man,
He comes around me with his hat in his hand
It was an attitude adjustment; I cured his family pride.
Now my girl friend slapped me in the face
And I said "Darling, that was your first mistake".
And then she went wild and her eyes turned red.
She started breaking everything and screaming loud
And kicking me and cussing me out
And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of her head.
It was an attitude adjustment, Ah she loves on me all the time.
Just an attitude adjustment, She's got a whole new frame of mind.
She don't nag and I don't beg, We get along and like I said,
Just an attitude adjustment Ah, everything's just fine.
She called the cops to take me in
And I said "You'll never do it , Friend".
And they just smiled and said "Oh yes we will!".
Now sticks to the head and kicks to the shin
And several bites by Rin Tin Tin
And I couldn't wait to get into that jail.
It was an attitude adjustment, Oh I went along peacefully
Attitude adjustment, They made me clearly see
So my head is black and my legs are blue
And both knee caps are bit clean through
It was an attitude adjustment
Made my whole life look brand new.
YES, SIR. I UNDERSTAND JUST FINE--PERFECTLY
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