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Aug 12, 2009 @ 4:51 PM Sunburned Dick    

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A man gets his dick sunburned.His buddy tells him 2 stick it in a glass of milk. His blonde g/f walks in & says OMG thats how u upload it??
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Aug 13, 2009 @ 6:18 PM Sunburned Dick    

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I resemble that remark!!
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Oct 9, 2009 @ 2:32 PM Sunburned Dick    

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A man makes a stupid joke about his blonde girlfriend in which she happens to overhear so she says.

"How is it that you find blonde jokes funny, " said the Blonde Girlfriend.

The man instantly says, "well most Blonde jokes seem to be culturally accepted as funny."

So the Blonde Girlfriend says, "Have you heard the joke about the man who slept with the hot blonde?"

The man replied, "no, I do not think so...?"

So the blonde girlfriend told this joke:

"How long did it take for the stupid blonde to realize her boyfriend's dick was small?"

So the boyfriend said, "How long?"

And the blonde girlfriend said, "Ask your best friend stupid, we've been fucking for a long time now."
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Oct 30, 2009 @ 6:55 PM Sunburned Dick    

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True story, eh? Maybe that's why you switched to men?
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