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Jul 25, 2009 @ 10:35 PM The Affair    

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In Boston, a woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her lover when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. Oh my God! Hurry!! Grab your clothes, she yelled to her lover and jump out the window, my husband is home early!

I can't jump out the window! Came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. It's raining out there! If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both! She replied. He has a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems..

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window. As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the Boston Annual Marathon. He started running beside the others about 5 thousand of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. It wasn't effective!

After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studing him with curiosity, jogged closer. Do you always run in the nude? One asked. Oh yes, he replied, gasping in air. It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow all over your skin while you're running. Another runner moved along side. Do you always run carring your clothes under your arm? Oh yes, our friend answered breathlessly. That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. Do you always wear a condom when you run?

Only if it's raining.....................
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Jul 26, 2009 @ 4:05 AM The Affair    

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Funny joke, but I find it hard to believe anyone in Boston other than police own guns.
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