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Dinner at the girlfriend's house.


Oct 1, 2008 @ 12:38 AM Dinner at the girlfriend's house.    
CompleteMadness


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A young couple had finally decided that they were going to have sex, but, the girl wanted to do it at her house, after the family dinner, so her family could meet him. In anxiety and anticipation, the boy immediately set out to the local drugstore, waiting to counter the clerk to speak with him alone.

"My girlfriend and I are planning on having sex, so I figured I'd better buy condoms, any suggestions?" the clerk guided him through various suggestions, completely open, and when a selection had been made, the clerk asked what size box he wanted.

"Would you like the 'econo-sized' box, or the regular three pack?" after a moment's consideration, the boy decided on the econo-sized box, with the prospect that he thought they'd be getting very busy.

On his way to the Girlfriend's house, condoms in tow via his backpack, the family congregated upon the table.

"Would you like to lead us in Grace?" the mother asked the boy, and he bowed his head, and prayed.

And kept praying.

And prayed some more.

"I think that's a good enough prayer, lets eat." the woman suggested. After dinner, and as a coutesy helping the Mother with the dishes, the lustful couple retreated to the girls room, where upon entering, the girl had to exclaim.

"Wow, I didn't know you were so religious." she said, pulling her shirt off.

"I didn't know your father was a Pharmacist."
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Jan 26, 2009 @ 7:24 PM Dinner at the girlfriend's house.    
ladykendra


Posts: 620
ouch . he should have gotten his stuff in another town .
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