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Sep 1 @ 11:32 PM good joke 5

differentheart

Posts: 9 A guy with lisp walks into a shop. He looks around and finds what he wants. He goes to the cashier and says "I would like to buy some ass." He looks at him weird and says "what?" the man points at what he wants. "Oh some glass, here u are" he says and hands him the glass. Then he ask "I would also like to buy some fuckit." "What?" the cashier asks as he looks on confused. The man points. "Oh u mean a bucket, here u go." The man pays and leaves and goes into a pet shop. He looks around and finds the dog he wants. He says to the owner "I'd like that cockandspankit please. "the owner ask "what" so he points to it. "oh u mean that cockaspaniel, here u go" and gives him the dog. He leaves the pet shop and the dog gets away from him. He sees a man standing by. He goes up to him and says "can u do me a favor, I need you to hold my ass and fuckit while i grab my cockandspankit."

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