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Aug 30 @ 9:03 PM good joke 3

differentheart

Posts: 9 This guy is looking for a place to stay and he comes across this house. He knocks on the door and an old chinese man comes to the door. The guy ask the old man "please sir do u have any room for me to stay and something to eat, I'll work for u no problem." The old man says sure come on in. He shows him around and then tells him "don't touch my daughter." The man agrees thinking she's as old as he his. It dinner time now and they're at the table when the daughter comes downstairs. She is very beautiful and they can't take there eyes off each other. Well it's time to go to bed and they all go to there rooms, but the guy can't stop thinking about her. So he decides to sneak in her room. He does and they have a night of passion and goes back to his room happy. The next morning he wakes up with a rock on his stomach. He's like what the fuck. He sees a note and it says 'chinese torcher #1, rock to push in stomach.' He says "this is light anyway" so he throws it out the window. Then he sees another note, it says 'chinese torcher #2, rock tide to left nut. He says "I'll suffer some broken bones but I'll be ok" and jumps out the window. As he's falling he sees another note. It says 'chinese torcher #3, right nut tide to bed post.

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