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Aug 30 @ 10:36 AM
good joke 2
differentheart
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A black guy, a white and an asian go to a party and get wasted. They drive off and get into any accident under a bridge and die. They go to hell. The asian guy believe's in reincarnation so he goes to the devil and asks how he can go to heaven. The devil thinks about it and says "cut your dick off and if it melts in my hand then u can go to heaven." So he cuts his dick off, it melts in his hand, so he goes to heaven. The white guy asks the same thing. The devil tells him to do the same as the asian guy. He does, it melts in his hand, he goes to heaven. Why can't the black guy go to heaven?
Cuz chocolate melts in your mouth not in your hand.
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