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Aug 24 @ 7:23 PM The Pastors' Ass

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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased that he entered the donkey in the race again; and it won again!

The local paper read:
"Pastors Ass Out Front"

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor to not enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:
"Bishop Scratches Pastor's Ass."

This was to much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing
of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

"Nun Has Best Ass In Town."

The Bishop Fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper said:
"Nun Sells Ass For $10."

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headline read :
"Nun Announces Her Ass Is Free And Wild."

The Bishop was buried the next day.

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