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| Aug 23 @ 11:48 PM |
9/11/09 o'bama o'bombs persia, breaking all campaign promises |
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funnywhapper
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isn't it great, all the great campaign promises and speeches. and if elected
i promise that no one will ever have to work again, food will appear out of
nowhere, 60 women in every bed, and ten cars in every garage and
watermelon with no seeds at every picnic. it will never be bad weather again.
and peace and happiness will reign forever and ever. and no one will
ever get sick again. and death too, will be illegalized, and we will
live forever in the kingdom of heaven, right here on earth and in space.
and furthermore if elected, i will end all wars, ban all weapons, and
make everyone safe and cozy and comfy. at all times. lolol.
and one more thing, all taxes will be abolished, but only if you vote for me.
and you too can own your own habitable planet. if you vote for me.
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