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| Aug 22 @ 2:10 PM |
dicktation of 'war of love to make peace' to 3 sexretaries |
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funnywhapper
Posts: 28
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there in 1978 as we prepped to overthrow the shah of persia
by creating a civil war between iran and iraq and have them
kill each other off, thus saving the us army, money, time
and personnel, i wrote a porn novel to pass the time,
while getting another degree in accounting. i dicktated
it to 3 sexretaries, all based on fact, my sex life up to
that point. according to the rules of dickatation i was
not allowed to dick the sexretaries. we lounged
in bed while i dicktated, and they did the shorthand
and typed it all up. i showed it to a few friends
who thought it was the greatest bunch of black
marks on white paper ever. then like an idiot
i showed it to my parents, who called it trash,
and i threw it away. it cost me a fortune to write that thing.
just goes to show that when dicktating it pays to be a private dick, not
a public dick. and so i lost the apartment and ended up in living
in my fuck truck. i was gonna do self-publishing, but many of the
women in it, contacted me and said they'd have me killed if
i published it. to qualify for the novel, you had to have been penetrated
by me. penetration was a great surf song. punch line? punching the
keys of typists. isn't it funny how everyone has to type now? i took
a year of it in junior high school. the only boy in the class. i guess
it paid off. my fingers were made for fingerbanging not banging keys. lolol.
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