funnywhapper
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balent!!! how are your sales volume on our fine line of atomic weapons?
sorry sir, not too good. sales are down. that's terrible balent, let 's
get cracking and get those sales figures up. our factory is depending on
you to keep us in business and post huge profits for our investors and myself
the ceo of the corporation. i know sir, but the government is making
quite a stink about this. never mind, balent, i'll take care of that,
call my senators, congressmen, have them taken off your back,
then we'll be rolling again. i see your dilemma balent, all that
competition out there in the field. all those rival atomic weapons firms
to deal with, secret service agents to try to stop you from 'making the sale'.
i''ll increase your commissions then balent, and step up the agitators
who love to stir up war after war after war, so we can have 'the need for atomic
weapons'. we'll create such a need, for inventions, for the mothers
of invention, they will all want to have one,several, hundreds, thousands.
and then the world will be safe, for capitalism. you may go now, balent.
and good luck and godspeed. may the Lord provide you with customers.
and balent remember, jesus saves, moses invests. yes sir, right away,
and remember sir, moses saves, jesus invests. the old countersign.
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