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Sep 17, 2006 @ 1:21 PM Closet Scammin...    

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A woman takes a lover during the day, while her
husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she
puts him in a closet
and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home,
so she hides her lover
in the closet, with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it."

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$175.00"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the
boy and the lover are
placed into the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball mitt."

The lover remembering the last time asks the boy,
"How much?"

Boy - "$375.00"

Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy,
"Grab your glove. Let's go
outside and toss the baseball around."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold them."

Father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy - "$550.00"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge
your someone like that,
that's way more than those two things cost. I'm
going to take you to
church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the little
boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
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Sep 25, 2006 @ 12:00 AM Closet Scammin...    

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That was funny as hell!
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Oct 30, 2006 @ 1:21 AM Closet Scammin...    

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Not bad at all
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Oct 31, 2006 @ 2:52 AM Closet Scammin...    

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Oct 31, 2006 @ 6:45 AM Closet Scammin...    

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OMG I haven't laughed like that in a long ass time. =))
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Jul 20, 2009 @ 4:53 PM Closet Scammin...    

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Love it...
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Jul 23, 2009 @ 6:58 AM Closet Scammin...    

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love it!
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