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Apr 10, 2008 @ 7:37 PM The Maid    
JingleBallRock


Posts: 400
The maid wanted a raise.



The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"


Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you."



Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"


Maria: "The Master said so."


Madam: "Oh."


Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you


Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"


Maria: "The Master did."


Madam: "Oh."


Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."


Madam (really furious now): "Did the Master say so as well?"


Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."


SHE GOT THE RAISE . ..
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Jan 26, 2009 @ 8:17 PM The Maid    
ladykendra


Posts: 620
like this one a lot
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Jul 23, 2009 @ 7:05 AM The Maid    
wstang69


Posts: 17

wonder why???
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