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| Apr 5 @ 12:21 AM |
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sweetnasty1
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>Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids
>each for six weeks.
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>Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes
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>There is no fast food.
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>Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
>correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and
>pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
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>In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
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>Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and
>relatives, and send cards out on time.
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>Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist
>appointment and a haircut appointment.
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>He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the
>Urgent Care.
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>He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
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>Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
>planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
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>The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all
>chores are done.
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>The men must shave their legs, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep
>fingernails manicured and eyebrows groomed.
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>During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe
>abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings >but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
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>They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once
>to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
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>They will need to read a book and then pray with the children each
>night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb
>their hair by 7:00 am.
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>A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will
>be required to know all of the following information: each child's
>birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
>Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of
>labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
>favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want
>to be when they grow up.
>The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins
>only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a
>moment's notice.
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>If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again
>for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called Mother!
>
>After you get finished laughing, send this to as many females as you think
>will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can handle it.
>
>Just don't send it back to me.... I'm going to bed!
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| Apr 6 @ 9:06 PM |
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sumdaysoon
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ain't happening..........     
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