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Jan 23 @ 9:43 AM Points to Ponder

Guiltless

Posts: 233 Ten Thoughts to Ponder

for 2008

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to
use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky: Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as
to where the terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Dept
of Agriculture in charge of Homeland Security

" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow " .

Mar 6 @ 7:39 PM Points to Ponder

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