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Oct 30, 2007 @ 3:56 PM Pay Attention To Those Signs!!

mommabear

Posts: 64 "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:

"JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled "Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:

"Two Fallen Angels

Seeking Peter -- $50.00."

Mar 29 @ 3:25 PM Pay Attention To Those Signs!!

sundance64

Posts: 1,574

Jul 8 @ 10:07 PM Pay Attention To Those Signs!!

petey24

Posts: 15 thats a good one

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