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| May 17, 2007 @ 11:09 PM |
Never Argue with a Woman |
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sweetnasty1
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and >says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
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"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
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"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
>woman.
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"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
>start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
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MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think .
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| May 18, 2007 @ 10:52 AM |
Never Argue with a Woman |
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DarkKnightWalking
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LOL.... 
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| May 20, 2007 @ 12:16 PM |
Never Argue with a Woman |
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hotbijenni
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good one!
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| May 22, 2007 @ 12:00 PM |
Never Argue with a Woman |
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bandengor
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*****sneaks up behind jenni, grabs the bewbies for a good squeezin ****
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