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Apr 9, 2007 @ 5:33 PM *warning* BLONDE JOKE *warning*    
longbow371


Posts: 125
The Blonde in the Casino
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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Apr 9, 2007 @ 7:15 PM *warning* BLONDE JOKE *warning*    
winterrenegade


Posts: 1,520
now that's just fucked up
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 7:02 PM *warning* BLONDE JOKE *warning*    
max49


Posts: 132
LMFAO...Good one longbow.
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