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| Apr 6, 2007 @ 9:03 AM |
the real ARKANSAS? |
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Guiltless
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>GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS!
> >
> >A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his
>beloved
> >widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >How do you know when you're staying in a Arkansas hotel?
> >When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and
>the
> >clerk replies, "Go ahead."
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >How can you tell if a Arkansas red neck is married?
> >There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas
>to
> >32?
> >It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
> >Documentaries.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Where was the toothbrush invented?
> >Arkansas. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been
>called
> >a teeth brush.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to the
> >driver, "Got any I.D.?"
> >and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
> >
> >Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
> >The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down!
> >Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a
>total
> >loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished
> >coloring one of them.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >A new law was recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple gets divorced,
> >they ARE still cousins.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide.
> >The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here,
>are
> >ya?
> >"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania". Joe, The bartender,
>looks
> >at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"
> >"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
> >The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is
>a
> >tax-e-derm-ist? !
> >"The man says,"I mount animals".
> >The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar. .."It's okay
>boys,
> >he's one of us!"
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