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| Mar 7, 2007 @ 10:00 AM |
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Guiltless
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BLONDE LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away...
Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”
RIVER WALK
There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo-hoo!” she shouts, “How can I get to the other side?”
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
Shouts back, “You ARE on the other side.”
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
Freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!”
“NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We w ere the first on the moon!”
T he Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their >> >> heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question
Was:
“If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
Blonds with Pets
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new
dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by
saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”
“HELLLOOOOOOO......,” answered the blond. “They’re watch dogs
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| Mar 23, 2007 @ 6:51 AM |
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BigFlirt
Posts: 2,455
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I think i know the okie blondes... 
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| Apr 3, 2007 @ 6:12 PM |
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sumdaysoon
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damn
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| Apr 5, 2007 @ 5:04 PM |
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winterrenegade
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that describes all the blondes here in okie
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