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| Jan 17, 2007 @ 10:04 AM |
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PrincessKissy
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A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there*s a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch."
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize."
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
(Scroll down!!)
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**(YOU*RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)
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"W I N A B A G E L"
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| Jan 17, 2007 @ 10:09 AM |
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Vinnie29
Posts: 298
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I dont get it. Is it because Im Irish, or is it because Im stupid. I get the "win a bagel" part but what has that got to do with motor homes.
Really sorry if I ruined this thread. (takes peroxide out of cupboard and pours over hair)
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| Jan 17, 2007 @ 11:51 AM |
Cute Blonde Joke |
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ShadowsAngel
Posts: 430
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There is a type of motor home here called a Winnebago.
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| Jan 17, 2007 @ 11:57 AM |
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Vinnie29
Posts: 298
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Oh right. Actually that IS funny.
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| Feb 24, 2007 @ 7:35 PM |
Cute Blonde Joke |
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loveableone
Posts: 81
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LOL, good one
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| Feb 24, 2007 @ 7:43 PM |
Cute Blonde Joke |
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CrazyCraveman
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| Feb 25, 2007 @ 8:11 PM |
Cute Blonde Joke |
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zena343
Posts: 1,129
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OMG PK that was cute but damn if Vinnie wasn't cuter, LOL 
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| Mar 23, 2007 @ 6:54 AM |
Cute Blonde Joke |
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BigFlirt
Posts: 2,455
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Confess this was actually you.....
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| Mar 23, 2007 @ 7:57 AM |
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Looking4ever
Posts: 9,654
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OMG PK that was cute but damn if Vinnie wasn't cuter, LOL
No kidding! Vinnie is totally adorable! Especially how innocently he asked the question. Hey, Vinnie, here's a big smooch for you!
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| Mar 31, 2007 @ 9:14 AM |
Cute Blonde Joke |
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algand
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 winabagal  now thats hecka funny
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| Mar 31, 2007 @ 12:06 PM |
Cute Blonde Joke |
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swyeter
Posts: 22,279
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Just want to say, “I apologize to all the AMD ladies who may be blonde, especially those who are my friend.”  Now with that being said:
Do you know why men prefer blondes?
Because they can convince them that six inches is really twelve or that three strokes with four inches also equals twelve.”
Now just in case any of the blonde ladies did take offense then maybe this one will bale me out.
Do you know why blonde jokes are one liners?
So men can understand them.
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| Apr 3, 2007 @ 6:10 PM |
Cute Blonde Joke |
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sumdaysoon
Posts: 11,781
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i don't get it...... 
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| Apr 3, 2007 @ 6:26 PM |
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winterrenegade
Posts: 1,520
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HOUSTON BOUND
the plane is on it's way to houston when a blonde in economy class gets
up and moves to the first class section and sits down.
>>>>the flight attendent watches her do this and asks to see her
ticket.
>>>>she then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and
that she will have too sit in the back.
>>>>the blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm going too houston
and i'm staying right here."
the flight attendent goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the
co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class that
belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat.
>>>>the co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries too explain that
because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to
her seat...
the blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm going too houston and i'm
staying right here." the co-pilot tells the pilot that he probaly should
have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman
who won't listen to reason.
the pilot says, "you say she is a blonde? i"ll handle this. I'm married to a
blonde. i speak blonde."
he goes back to the blonde ans whispers in her ear, and she says,
"oh i'm sorry." and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
the flight attendent and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said
to make her move without a fuss.
>>>>i told her, "first class isn't going to houston."
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