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Jan 5, 2007 @ 7:52 PM Dictionary of Dating    
PrincessKissy


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ATTRACTION... the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL... avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.

EASY... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT... a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND... a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE... a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get".

INTERESTING... a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT... what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY... how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC... a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

SOBER... condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
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Jan 5, 2007 @ 8:15 PM Dictionary of Dating    
ynot7769


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NYMPHOMANIAC... a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.


IS there such a thing??
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Jan 7, 2007 @ 5:04 AM Dictionary of Dating    
zonkedout78


Posts: 1
YUP!
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Jan 8, 2007 @ 7:46 AM Dictionary of Dating    
bandengor


Posts: 7,299
NYMPHOMANIAC...
Nah, it's a myth. A legend only. Something protrayed by the movie and television industry to get ratings and money.
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Jan 8, 2007 @ 10:09 AM Dictionary of Dating    
Looking4ever


Posts: 9,655
NYMPHOMANIAC...

Naw, they're just all single women over 40.
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Jan 8, 2007 @ 2:56 PM Dictionary of Dating    
PrincessKissy


Posts: 4,019


So true, Looking, SO TRUE!!!
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Jan 8, 2007 @ 6:27 PM Dictionary of Dating    
tlc0766


Posts: 991
Naw, they're just all single women over 40.
Amen to that!!
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Jan 9, 2007 @ 9:53 AM Dictionary of Dating    
Lisa46


Posts: 10,883
well hell what is wrong with us over 40??? We are damn good
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Jan 9, 2007 @ 11:41 AM Dictionary of Dating    
Guiltless


Posts: 233
I would rather have a "Mature" women of 40+ years than the teeney bopper types of 20 YO's Hurray for the more experienced, talented, caring , m,ature intellectual and flat out SEXY older women!
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Jan 9, 2007 @ 6:22 PM Dictionary of Dating    
luckypassion


Posts: 275
EASY... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
NICE!!!!
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Jan 10, 2007 @ 10:23 AM Dictionary of Dating    
Lisa46


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sorry lucky but as you age (and get more sex) you'll see what we mean....the men are sooo much better and yes we women learn also
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Jan 14, 2007 @ 2:50 AM Dictionary of Dating    
glenn47m


Posts: 1
All wonam over 40 are great they are like wine the older the better they dont smell dont tell and screw like hell and gererally love it so the boobs droop a little the bum has droped a little eh, who is perfect and sex is usually better because you dont have to teach them anythingolder woman are great
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