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| Nov 24, 2006 @ 12:16 PM |
TO BE 6 AGAIN |
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canEHdianBear
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
Observing his wife turning back and forth,
Looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off,
He asked what she'd like to have for
Her Birthday.
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking
in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,
Made her a nice big bowl of ;Lucky Charms,
And then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day !
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death
Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster
Roller Coaster... Everything there was. Five hours
Later they staggered out of the theme park. Her
Head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he
Ordered her a Happy
Meal with extra fries
And a chocolate milkshake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
And her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure !
Finally she wobbled home with her
Husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
Lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being
six again ? ?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed.
I meant my Dress Size, you ;dumb ass!!
The moral of the story: Even when a man is
listening, he is going to get it Wrong. 
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| Nov 25, 2006 @ 1:47 PM |
TO BE 6 AGAIN |
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tlc0766
Posts: 989
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too funny!!!!
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| Nov 26, 2006 @ 8:08 PM |
TO BE 6 AGAIN |
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2passionate4u767
Posts: 539
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oh bear you are soooo wise!!!
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 5:02 PM |
TO BE 6 AGAIN |
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canEHdianBear
Posts: 624
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LOL, they say for every 1 wise man, theres 6 women standing there tappin their foot with a rolling pin in hand waitin for him to fuck up
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 5:28 PM |
TO BE 6 AGAIN |
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JJN4Fun
Posts: 2,999
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Well, I guess I make 3 ;)
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 1:40 PM |
TO BE 6 AGAIN |
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canEHdianBear
Posts: 624
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OOOOOOOOOOO a 4 some 
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 4:38 PM |
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tlc0766
Posts: 989
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can ya handle it you big horse of a man you!! 
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 4:55 PM |
TO BE 6 AGAIN |
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canEHdianBear
Posts: 624
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LOL Miss tlc..........hop on
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 7:40 PM |
TO BE 6 AGAIN |
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belle1010
Posts: 2,944
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And I make 5! Think you can handle it now?????
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| Nov 30, 2006 @ 5:14 AM |
TO BE 6 AGAIN |
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canEHdianBear
Posts: 624
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someone get some police tape & cordon off this area, is gonna get messy.....grab a mop too please?
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| Dec 5, 2006 @ 7:16 AM |
TO BE 6 AGAIN |
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REDLIPSTICK440
Posts: 12
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Very,Very Cute and Funny!!!
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