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Apr 20, 2012 @ 2:45 AM A "Blonde Guy" joke    

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An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman says, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opens his lunch box and exclaims, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump, too."

The blonde guy opens his lunch and says, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The blonde guy opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turns and stares at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she says. "He made his own lunch..."
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May 11, 2012 @ 9:38 PM A "Blonde Guy" joke    

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Apr 7, 2013 @ 6:42 PM A "Blonde Guy" joke    

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In Hawaii This is a portagee joke!
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Jan 18, 2015 @ 10:32 PM A "Blonde Guy" joke    

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Love it
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