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Nov 2, 2009 @ 1:24 PM Sr health care    

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Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

What a country!
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Nov 4, 2009 @ 7:24 PM Sr health care    

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Excellent Idea. Do I have to wait till I'm 65? and where do I sign up?
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Nov 19, 2009 @ 11:50 AM Sr health care    

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I'm an overachiever, I'm taking in four twenty round magazines. Is there a bag limit on Congressmen?
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