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Why did Mickey Leave Minnie?

Sep 25, 2009 @ 5:47 PM Why did Mickey Leave Minnie?    

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One day Mickey looked outside and say that it had snowed the night before. He looked up at the snow bank and noticed that someone had written 'Mickey Sucks' in piss.
Furious, Mickey called the cops and demanded that they analyze the urine at once. The cops come and take samples, send them to a lab, and study the scene. A couple hours later one of the cops tells mickey he needs to speak with him.
"Well, we've got the results back and we got bad news and we've got worse news." "What is is?" Asks mickey. "Who did this?" he cop says, "The bad news is, it was Goofys piss. The worse news was Minnie's handwriting."
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Sep 26, 2009 @ 4:19 AM Why did Mickey Leave Minnie?    

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And I thought Mickey dumped her because she was just fucking goofy.

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Mar 18, 2010 @ 1:50 AM Why did Mickey Leave Minnie?    

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thats hillarious
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Mar 19, 2010 @ 3:31 PM Why did Mickey Leave Minnie?    

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That's great!
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Mar 24, 2010 @ 4:25 AM Why did Mickey Leave Minnie?    

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Well, as someone else posted all ready; I gues she was just fucking goofy after all...
I look your version better because I can tell that just about anywhere. There's even a few ministers I can tell that one . I don't think I'll tell the penguins, though....
Thanks, I needed that!
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Nov 12, 2010 @ 1:51 PM Why did Mickey Leave Minnie?    

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I think he didnt give a rats ass anymore
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Apr 3, 2011 @ 9:54 AM Why did Mickey Leave Minnie?    

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