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Sep 22, 2006 @ 7:22 PM Ultimate question!    
Giveitakiss


Posts: 27
Is there a better place to ask a question that's been bothering mankind for centuries? NO! There isn't!

Ladies, what do you find more important - the size (length, thicknes...) of the tool or the way it is used ?

Gents, feel free to give you opinnion on this subject.

And again, sorry for the crappy english, i rarely use it these days
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Sep 26, 2006 @ 12:42 AM Ultimate question!    
canuhelpme258


Posts: 3,351
Look at it this way, I'll be corrected if I'm wrong, so here it goes!
Think of yourself, by that I mean, the sum of all your knowledge, from books, movies, conversations, and experiance as a race car driver. Of course your penis is the car. It takes a combination of the right car with the right driver. Dale Jr, John Force, Andretti, Foyt.... are good, but even they couldn't get the checkered flag with a Pinto. By the same token, how many High Preformance cars are driven by assholes on the highway not paying attention? Cutting people off, erratic lane changes, speeding in a hurry to be first!
Now think of the woman's body as a race track, every track is different, has a different set of driving requirements. A top fuel car can't compete on a Nascar track. As the driver you need to survey the track, take things easy the first couple of laps to get the feel of it. A Tri Oval, a drag strip, super speed way or road course... not all tracks are the same.

Is it the car? The driver? I think both!
*Immatates Yoda Much learning you have already padi won, much left to learn, if a jedi you are to become hhhmmmmm*
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Sep 26, 2006 @ 10:16 AM Ultimate question!    
decaturnooner


Posts: 371
As long as he didn't put Jeff Gordon in his analogy, I am just fine with Can's theory.

Never include The Rainbow Warrior in any discussion regarding girth!

I am hoping that the women here like really small penises...

then mine will be HUGE!
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Sep 26, 2006 @ 10:36 AM Ultimate question!    
JJN4Fun


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what do you find more important - the size (length, thicknes...)

Yes! :) But you forgot "functioning" - the single most important attribute of any penis, regardess of size! You men crack me up!

Hmmm....fast cars, luxury cars, economy cars...so many cars, not enough highway!
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Sep 26, 2006 @ 11:52 AM Ultimate question!    
Giveitakiss


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functionality comes without saying these days, just make a pit-stop at the local pharmacy and you are set for an all night ride.
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Sep 26, 2006 @ 1:59 PM Ultimate question!    
canuhelpme258


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As long as he didn't put Jeff Gordon in his analogy,
I was talking about thinking of your dick as a car, not letting a dick drive a car!

Well I don't follow NASCAR, as far I'm concerned they're all fair game to crack on, except the Petty family, their Victory Junction Gang Camp, is beyond contestation, as the most worth-while charity.

And while Sxze is thinking about cars, I'm thinking about tracks, Short tracks, dirt tracks, road courses, super speed ways, but my favorite is the Baja off road rallies. You can drive anywhere, as long as you end up in specific places along the way! How cool is that!
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Sep 27, 2006 @ 3:08 PM Ultimate question!    
JJN4Fun


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I'm a track to be driven upon (metaphorically speaking, of course!)...But, you see, not all vehicles can drive down this path...suburbans are out, for sure. But a nice off-road Jeep or something might be nice; rough, rugged, strong...

But wait! What was that? Did I hear someone revving up a plow???
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Sep 27, 2006 @ 3:38 PM Ultimate question!    
decaturnooner


Posts: 371
Like the President in Independence Day when he said:

"Plow the Road"
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Sep 28, 2006 @ 12:28 AM Ultimate question!    
canuhelpme258


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Well the lesson to learn would be, learn to drive your car the best you can. If you were given a motorcycleinstead of a car, become the best damn motor cross racer you can. Mmmm a motor cross track, dips, turns, jumps, and you will get dirty.

By the same token (LMAO) some of the big rig drivers that look like they are pulling two trailers back to back, they should probobly stay on those highways and roads the Fed-gov says they can use!.
I like this whole analogy, Sxze helped me come up with it while I was lamenting the fact I'm not one of the members with a doomsday cock. Ya'll know the ones I mean lol....

So ladies what kind of car do you prefeer? A buffed up high preformance import? A Too Fast Too Furious, tricked out street racer. Top fuel funny cars? Four wheel drives? Wow the list goes on and on.... I could do this all day but it's after midnight, I got to go to work.
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Oct 1, 2006 @ 2:28 AM Ultimate question!    
countrysimple


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I prefer a dependable car ........you know one that starts when you want it to and runs till you get where you are going. one that doesn't spend all its time in the shop. Don't what one to big and bulky....just a nice average size that rides good.
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Oct 2, 2006 @ 4:25 PM Ultimate question!    
canuhelpme258


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Ok, I'm not the car for countrysimple, see how that works. Like automart.com lol...

It's the last car on the lot anyone would pick as a first choice.It would be eclisped by, the buffed up shiny imports and luxary cars, or the gas milage of economy cars. We won't get into the SUV or minivan buyers....
It's A 71 Cevelle Super sport. Its got a big block engine, three four barrel carborators. It can get you there, quick but we need to stop for gas if it's a long trip, A throw back to a more romanticized time in our nations history, but the years have taken their toll. The paint is faded and chipped, there is rust on the fenders and chrome may never shine again. The interior is shot, you have to hit the dash to make the defroster work.
But it will never leave you stranded in a dark parking lot. Turn the ignition it fires right up everytime. It can run on almost every track, It's never picked as an odds on favorite, but will make its self felt on every track and if it doesn't take the checkered flag, it makes the top ten at least.
But years later, after you trade up or trade in for a newer model, you'll come to miss it, quirks, rust and all. All the things you griped about will endear it you forever....

Ok I'm done with the car analogy...... how about kites? Can we do that?
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Oct 2, 2006 @ 5:14 PM Ultimate question!    
decaturnooner


Posts: 371
Kites? So when Charlie Brown's kept getting ate in the tree it was an analogy for sex?
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Oct 2, 2006 @ 5:17 PM Ultimate question!    
Giveitakiss


Posts: 27
I started to feel sorry for even asking the question... Car analogy does not quite work for me... But the kites! Now you're talking!
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Oct 2, 2006 @ 6:39 PM Ultimate question!    
JJN4Fun


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Mmmm, let's go fly a kite!
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Oct 2, 2006 @ 7:07 PM Ultimate question!    
sundance64


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I like the car analogy...Ford F350 4WD with a PowerStroke Diesel!! (I just like saying that!!)
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Oct 2, 2006 @ 7:47 PM Ultimate question!    
ynot7769


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umm kites ...cars..dicks...seems to be a bit of confusion ..mmm althou ....can drive a dick if she'll just bend over a bit for ya
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Oct 2, 2006 @ 9:37 PM Ultimate question!    
JJN4Fun


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PowerStroke Diesel

You've got me rolling, Sundance! I'm going to have to remember that one...
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Oct 3, 2006 @ 12:06 AM Ultimate question!    
regularguy354


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But my Focus has 185,000 miles on it and it ALWAYS works when the key is turned. :)
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Oct 3, 2006 @ 12:11 AM Ultimate question!    
canuhelpme258


Posts: 3,351
...Ford F350 4WD with a PowerStroke Diesel!! (I just like saying that!!)

Not much on the turns lol.... but plenty of horse power.

I never had a kite stuck in a tree, it always soared to the sky, the crashed in the bushes... use your imagination.......

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Oct 6, 2006 @ 5:44 AM Ultimate question!    
saxman2005


Posts: 28
an old saying..."it's not the size of the worm, but how you wiggle the hook"
I'm not sure I like having a hook involved, but as long as everything works......
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