| Mar 9, 2009 @ 8:36 AM |
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RevDocLove
Posts: 14,400
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As long as they can still hummmmmm 
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| Mar 9, 2009 @ 10:05 AM |
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Lisa46
Posts: 10,937
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oh yeah I can hummmmmmm
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| Mar 9, 2009 @ 2:03 PM |
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RevDocLove
Posts: 14,400
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Woo hoo!!!  I like hummers, especially ones who
can whistle while they work, or play as the case may be.. 
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| Mar 10, 2009 @ 7:51 AM |
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SpunkyRed
Posts: 10,449
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pheelin' phrisky ...are ya? 
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| Mar 10, 2009 @ 9:19 AM |
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RevDocLove
Posts: 14,400
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Who? Me???
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| Mar 11, 2009 @ 9:10 AM |
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SpunkyRed
Posts: 10,449
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yes OH yes!
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| Mar 11, 2009 @ 11:58 AM |
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RevDocLove
Posts: 14,400
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Naw...I prefer Pedigree.
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| Mar 11, 2009 @ 12:00 PM |
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Lisa46
Posts: 10,937
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yep Pedigree thats me *as I strut across the room*
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| Mar 11, 2009 @ 1:05 PM |
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MUDSHARK450
Posts: 517
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Hi Lisa. So that's what Bob Seger meant by 'Her Strut'.
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| Mar 11, 2009 @ 3:40 PM |
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Lisa46
Posts: 10,937
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yep Shark that was me he was talking about and was that you
Under the dashboard lights? 
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| Mar 12, 2009 @ 9:45 AM |
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RevDocLove
Posts: 14,400
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Don't let your Meatloaf
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| Mar 12, 2009 @ 7:23 PM |
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RevDocLove
Posts: 14,400
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This has got to be the longest stupid mail  Hi
I guess u can read this...LOL.well will like to tell u more about me
...I am a 30 yr old, female. 5'6, 120lbs with model looks, average
body build, no drama and a positive outlook on life.I am young at
heart with fun dreams and a big heart...as easy to get along with as
you'll find. I am a sister, an active listener and will always try to
bring mindfulness and awareness to my existence Take a look at who I
am and what I seek. If you like me, message me and i'll see if you
connect with my look. I was born in the United state.. .but i left
There when i was 3 years with my Parent and move to Germany but now ,i
just moved to United Kingdom, the tropics or ocean into my future
again permanently. I do not frequent bars unless good live music is
playing as I love to joking. I laugh when tickled and will tickle back;
enjoy giving/receiving massages, and brushing your hair. I am
professionally employed, affable, sensitive, dislike drama, a quiet
confidence, musical(guitar, but lousy singer), artistic(pottery, but
will keep my day job for now), erotic-minded, athletic, lean, an
awesome kisser(it is an art), long arms that can reach anywhere,
supportive, dependable, industrious, goofy at times, creative,
thoughtful, passionate,unpretentious, pragmatic, unassuming, unpossessive
and humorous on closer inspection. Me: I am a confident, articulate,
educated, successful professional that is seeking the exceptional
partner. Athletic, Adventurous, and Romantic individual that enjoys:
working out, music, movies, laughter, dining out, clubbing
(occasionally) and spontaneous travel. Or, join me in the Garden and
have a glass of wine while I clean up and we'll share deep stimulating
conversation. Further exploring the mental chemistry between us. A
relationship that ends up where it's supposed to is what I seek. If
that's a serious relationship, good friends or great lovers, I am
prepared for the next encounter life has to offer me. Seeking a
confident, expressive, attractive, truthful, independent, stable,
health-conscious man who understands how precious it is to find his
best friend, companion, lover and partner all in the same person. Some
call this a "soulmate" A man who can be trusting, and is drama
free..meaning I don't care much about the past, nor fret about the
future..be secure in who you are...you should know about living in the
present, it shouldn't be hard for you to describe yourself...you like
to be touched and are not afraid to ask. We are positive, supportive,
secure, giving and outwardly affectionate toward each other. We are
sincere and live in the present with intent toward passion, trust,
laughter and are in it for the long haul. I am a giver looking for a
giver. Looking for spiritual, emotional, intellectual and physical
connections with one man A friendship that is uninhibited and pure fun
is what i'm about. Locations, settings and chemistry that will arouse
all your senses and moments shared that cross your mind a week later
while at the office. Putting a smile on your face while wondering when
it's possible to feel like that again is the sensation I aim to leave
you with. I want a man that I can trust without question and who can
trust me the same. A man whose loves me for my heart and soul. We
would be like two vases of water poured into one larger more beautiful
vase, in which we would be one. Holding each other, breathing each
other, tasting each other as we watch the sun rise and set in each
others arms. Laughing, crying, singing, praying, playing, working
together to make life fun and safe for each other. I have not found
that yet, but I am eternally hopeful. Maybe I am just a helpless
romantic, handsome man but hope is what gets us out of bed each
morning to face the day. Been there, seen it and know better. I have
no physical or mental baggage and strive everyday to be a better woman
for myself. Karma, Kindness, Family, Loyalty and Honesty are important
realities in my lifestyle. If we are meant to be, even geography
couldn't keep us apart.Currently, I am in United Kingdom for my Job
here...and would be going back to the United States soon.Hope to hear
from you.
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| Mar 12, 2009 @ 8:08 PM |
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sawduster
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damn, and i thought i got long winded at times. somebody must have done a of of copy and paste to get that one together.
 gotta give 'em a D for dumb
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| Mar 12, 2009 @ 8:44 PM |
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RevDocLove
Posts: 14,400
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Fo' sho' Bro.
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| Mar 12, 2009 @ 10:11 PM |
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serdom
Posts: 1,331
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articulate. hell, with the way she writes i would hate to have a "serious" talk with her. little guy would fall asleep before she got to the main point
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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 8:40 AM |
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RevDocLove
Posts: 14,400
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Boooorrriinngggg... 
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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 11:33 AM |
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Lisa46
Posts: 10,937
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I didn't even read it 
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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 11:45 AM |
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Lisa46
Posts: 10,937
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okay I got a humdinger of a stupid mail
I love a woman with a body like yours. You always have a very tight
cunt and when i kiss and suck your clit just right I know
you will squirt the sweetest tasting nectar down my throat!! I
can tell your the type of woman that is gonna reach under and squeeze
my balls hard as I cum so you get a proper feeding and empty my balls of
every last drop.
Bless every tight and tasty hole in your body..
my response? (his profile said he's a master) lol
sorry I"m not a sub your not my master and you don't know me enough to write me a note like this. It is considered trash, disrespectful and your outta your mind.
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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 11:58 AM |
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Gallowglass1976
Posts: 490
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You bothered to respond? That's rather surprising.
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| Mar 13, 2009 @ 12:54 PM |
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sawduster
Posts: 24
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lisa darlin, that was too nice. next time tell them fuck the business end of a rattle snake. as you would enjoy seeing them fuck off and die. 
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