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| Dec 30, 2007 @ 9:12 AM |
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In_a_Frenzy
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Undignified Deaths
(1) A 32-year-old man was found dead, stuck in the cat door of his girlfriend's St. Augustine, Fla., house after she had kicked him out. Said a friend, "(H)is head was caught ... like he was (trying) to reach up and unlock the door ..." [WKMG-TV (Orlando), 11-12-07]
((2) A 46-year-old construction worker fell to his death in November in Custer County, S.D., after co-workers had raised him, in a boom, 30 to 40 feet off the ground so that he could try to get cell-phone reception, but the boom's truck tipped over backward. [Rapid City Journal, 11-13-07]
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| Dec 30, 2007 @ 9:15 AM |
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In_a_Frenzy
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Armed and Clumsy
(1) Opherro Jones, 32, shot himself in the stomach while allegedly pistol-whipping a man (Honolulu, June). [Star Bulletin (Honolulu), 8-7-07]
(2) A 23-year-old San Francisco police officer accidentally shot himself to death while demonstrating police training techniques to friends at a party (August). [San Francisco Chronicle, 8-31-07]
(3) A 24-year-old man accidentally shot himself in the foot while aiming at a turtle (Massillon, Ohio, August). [WEWS-TV (Cleveland)-AP, 8-14-07]
(4) A 17-year-old boy, and 19-year-old Patrick Jefferson, accidentally shot themselves while "holstering" handguns in their waistbands (in, respectively, Pittsburgh, September, and Chicago, August). [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, 9-13-07] [Chicago Tribune, 8-23-07]
(5) Eric Titov, 22, accidentally shot himself to death while fleeing from police (perhaps caused, they said, by his tripping on his baggy shorts) (Houston, October). [Houston Chronicle, 10-29-07]
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| Dec 30, 2007 @ 9:17 AM |
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In_a_Frenzy
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Jacqui Dean, a member of the New Zealand Parliament, apparently became the latest prominent person to publicly fall for the H2O hoax. A constituent, perhaps intending to mock Dean's general alarm about dangerous substances, sought her help in "investigating" the "toxic" "dihydrogen monoxide," and Dean appeared to support an inquiry. [Stuff.co.nz-New Zealand Press Association, 9-13-07
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| Jan 9 @ 6:58 PM |
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Sylvan69
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NEW YORK (AP) … Two men were arrested Tuesday after wheeling a
dead man through the streets in an office chair to a
check-cashing store and trying to cash his Social Security
check, police said.
Hi Jenn 
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| Jan 9 @ 7:06 PM |
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In_a_Frenzy
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I heard that on the radio this morning..........hi Joel
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| Jan 9 @ 7:11 PM |
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serdom
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Doc, i think he got nominated as the biggest DWE award, i know i nominated him (Dick With Ears). Think he got it. 
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| Jan 10 @ 10:22 PM |
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MamMan
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Yeah, I heard about the Social Security Stiff......
He was cold, but they tried to get his cash
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