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| Dec 4, 2007 @ 7:49 PM |
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In_a_Frenzy
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In Monticello, N.Y., Steven King, 40, was indicted in October as a result of a traffic stop, for allegedly doing nearly every single thing wrong: intoxicated, driving in oncoming-traffic lanes, with an open beer container, not wearing a seat belt, driving an uninsured car, with expired safety inspection sticker, with license plates belonging to another car, and with his 2-year-old daughter-passenger neither in a car seat nor belted in. [Times Herald Record (Middletown, N.Y.), 10-25-07]
Can we say father of the year award?
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| Dec 4, 2007 @ 7:54 PM |
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In_a_Frenzy
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In September, three young men in a dinghy on a canal in Australia's Gold Coast region stood up to moon a group of people but lost their balance and fell in, with two recovering quickly, but the third was chopped in the face by the then-circling dinghy's outboard propeller and was in serious condition. [The Age (Melbourne), 9-17-07]
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| Dec 4, 2007 @ 7:58 PM |
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In_a_Frenzy
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In August, dentist Nancy Montgomery-Ware was convicted on two counts of tax evasion in Tampa, Fla., still believing that the federal government has no authority over her taxes or her practice, based on her research finding that there's no such thing as a "U.S. citizen." [Lakeland Ledger, 8-31-07]
http://www.theledger.com/article/20070831/NEWS/708310418/0/FRONTPAGE
[Edited on 12/4/2007 8:18 PM]
[Edited on 12/4/2007 8:18 PM]
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| Dec 4, 2007 @ 8:04 PM |
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RevDocLove
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In the first one..was that Joel?? 
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| Dec 4, 2007 @ 8:39 PM |
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In_a_Frenzy
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In November, Britain's new weather-themed Cool Cash lottery game was canceled after one day because too many players failed to understand the rules. Each card had a visible temperature and a temperature to be scratched off, and the purchaser would win if the scratched-off temperature was "lower" than the visible one. Officials said they had received "dozens" of complaints from players who could not understand why, for example, minus-5 is not a lower temperature than minus-6. [Manchester Evening News, 11-3-07]
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| Dec 4, 2007 @ 9:07 PM |
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In_a_Frenzy
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Ticketed for DWEC (Driving While Eating Cereal): Four people were injured in Houston in October when a driver failed to stop for a red light while eating a bowl of oatmeal and collided with a transit bus. (Three passengers were hurt, in addition to the motorist, and witnesses said oatmeal was found all over the inside of the car, and also inside the bus and on the ground, according to a KPRC-TV report.) [KPRC-TV (Houston), 10-1-07]
How big was the bowl of oatmeal to leave that much of a mess?
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| Dec 7, 2007 @ 11:01 AM |
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Sylvan69
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The only thing wrong with the first one was that he was driving in an oncoming lane. If he did so to pass a bunch of loafers who were driving under the speed limit like incompetent obedient robotic like sheep enslaved to the corrupt fascist authority, well then fuck that charge too!!! 
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| Dec 7, 2007 @ 11:18 AM |
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Sylvan69
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Moron police taze deaf man........
(Wichita, KS)
Donnell Williams had just gotten out of the bath tub, wearing only a towel around his waist, when he turned the corner to see guns pointing right at him.
"I ain't never been so scared," says Williams.
Police forced entry into Williams home while responding to a shooting, but it turned out to be a false call. They had no idea at the time the call wasn't real and that Williams is hearing impaired. Without his hearing aid he is basically deaf.
"I kept going to my ear yelling that I was scared. I can't hear! I can't hear!"
Officers were worried about their own safety because at the time it appeared Williams was refusing to obey their commands to show his hands. That's when they shot him with a Taser.
Deputy Chief Robert Lee of the Wichita Police Department says, "This one occurred on the worst of calls, that being a shooting. The first few minutes getting control of the scene are very, very important."
Once the facts were all sorted out, officers repeatedly apologized to Williams. Police wish it never happened, but with the information they had at the time, their choices were limited.
"Do I wish there would have been some way they were notified in advance this gentleman was hearing impaired? I certainly do. No one is happy with the way it worked out," says Lee.
Williams was not hurt in the incident. Police say the shooting call came from a cell phone but they still don't know who made it or why.
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| Dec 8, 2007 @ 5:12 AM |
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RevDocLove
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Talkin' about morons...This was posted to Jenn..in the football thread..
I got his first post as an email and blocked him after I answered.
HereIAm15061
Posts: 5 Listen Bitch..........I stand by my team,and when assholes that don't know anything about football start chirping it annoys me..I do know football and unlike these dicks with there comments, I played college ball ..............
Do some research yourself before you post on here, and then maybe you'll get laid, secondly lose the frigg'n hat it's not working........
I'll even help you..1st go to Google...2nd...put in Patriots fined..3rd feedback from fellow players and fans....4th shut the fuck up......
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| Dec 8, 2007 @ 8:12 AM |
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Sylvan69
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What a dickhead!
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| Dec 8, 2007 @ 9:12 AM |
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RevDocLove
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Did you read what else he said in the football thread?
We need to get everybody to post and run him off 
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| Dec 8, 2007 @ 2:22 PM |
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SpunkyRed
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Doc he's been reported as abusive...u should have seen what he said to me in an email.
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| Dec 8, 2007 @ 2:45 PM |
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RevDocLove
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Good..What an asshole..
The first post he made was sent to me as an
email too.I answered and blocked him!  
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| Dec 8, 2007 @ 4:37 PM |
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SpunkyRed
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Oh I answered too...when it comes to badmouthing my friends or my team..u dont wanna make spunky mad!!  
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| Dec 8, 2007 @ 6:06 PM |
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RevDocLove
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Yep! That's my Spunk Junky
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| Dec 9, 2007 @ 8:41 AM |
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In_a_Frenzy
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In October, Taiwan's minister of national defense, Lee Tien-yu, instituted a policy of requiring recruits and their squad leaders to hug each other, which he thought would build mutual respect. According to the ritual, each would place his right hand on the other's back and left hand on the other's waist, with the leader saying, "Brother, I will take care of you," and the recruit replying, "Squad leader, I respect you." Not surprisingly, Lee was forced to abandon the policy three weeks later, especially after critical officials kept challenging Lee to hug some of his military officers in the same way (which he declined to do). [Taiwan News, 10-23-07]
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| Dec 9, 2007 @ 8:42 AM |
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In_a_Frenzy
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In October a police officer in Scranton, Pa., charged Dawn Herb with disorderly conduct after he passed her home and heard her, through an open window, cussing her toilet, which at the time was overflowing and leaking into the kitchen. Herb, and the American Civil Liberties Union, were incredulous. [Times-Tribune (Scranton), 10-16-07]
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| Dec 9, 2007 @ 8:43 AM |
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In_a_Frenzy
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In October, Beckley, W.Va., police detained a 61-year-old man whom they found at the King Tut Drive-In on a Saturday afternoon, apparently sober, after he had "driven" his four grandchildren, all around age 4, "on a busy street in a 15-foot motorboat pulled by a lawnmower," according to an Associated Press report. The vehicle was of course unregistered and uninspected, and the children not properly seat-restrained, but the man seemed unaware that he had placed the kids in danger. [Newsday-AP, 10-15-07]
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| Dec 9, 2007 @ 8:44 AM |
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In_a_Frenzy
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British Airways, via a high-profile advertising campaign, has bragged about its environmental awareness, but London's Daily Mail revealed in November that the company had recently flown "dozens" of planes across the Atlantic Ocean empty, spewing thousands of tons of carbon dioxide, allegedly because it could not find enough crew members for the flights. Critics said the airline merely wanted to preserve its valuable use-them-or-lose-them landing spaces at England's Heathrow and Gatwick airports, but the company denied that. [Daily Mail (London), 11-13-07]
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| Dec 9, 2007 @ 8:45 AM |
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In_a_Frenzy
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The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency made a special announcement in October that it is once again safe to eat squirrels in New Jersey. (In January, EPA had discovered lead in tissue samples from local squirrels, but later said the lead might have come from defects in the sampling machine.) [New York Daily News, 10-30-07] 
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