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| Nov 20, 2007 @ 4:39 PM |
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sheargenius79
Posts: 236
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This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
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| Nov 20, 2007 @ 4:43 PM |
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RevDocLove
Posts: 5,308
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 Dat' be coo'.. 
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| Nov 20, 2007 @ 4:58 PM |
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sheargenius79
Posts: 236
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Tenacious D kicks ass.
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| Nov 20, 2007 @ 10:05 PM |
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coachwaugh69
Posts: 519
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at this particular moment
"You're so hott, I wanna fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again"
yeah
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| Nov 20, 2007 @ 10:07 PM |
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coachwaugh69
Posts: 519
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I had to put this whole song in.. cause it makes me bust out laughin EVERYTIME
One pussy licken, comin up!
Whats your name handsome?
Clyde, ms. virginia, a pleasure to see you.
Oh my, youre all naked too, like ms. marge
Are you going to suck the poison out too?
Do you know whats under my apron?
No maam, I aint never looked...a cock like I got, I guess.
No clyde, its a nice big cunt.
My name is shaggy but some call me saggy balls
Cuz you can see my ball sack hangin out my drawers
I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare
Later on you see me partin through their cotton hair
I need a bytch
I always gotta check and ask
How many corn dogs been to the cotton patch
And when I fuck bytches thats what Im tryna do
My nuts is people so Im tryna stuff em in there too
Cotton candy
It wasnt made for the mouth
You dont believe me?
Then take a look and then south
Rotten candy, is what youll find without a doubt
I stick my wang in the cotton hole and then Im out
Jump steady, rude boy, and nate the mac,
They huntin cotton, and shaggy shag know where its at
So dont be stingy, theres more than one wicked clown
And bytch you got enough cotton here to go around
Now some bytches wanna go and shave the cotton off, straight to the candy
Im with it
I wont get lost
Thats why I bring the clippers with me
They comin in handy
When you fuck around with the cotton candy
(chorus)
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy cotton candy
Yeah hey hey,
Cotton candy dont get wet until its in your mouth she told me (2x)
My name is j
The kiddies call me jitty pants
Cuz I can play the flute and make my dick start to dance
Like a snake I make it shake, rattle, and roll
And this year my balls made it to the cotton bowl
Unlike shaggy, hes scared of the cotton pie
I ate so much cotton candy I got pink eye
I can remember the first time I had a taste
She pulled her panties down and stuck the cotton in my face
I said your daddys home
She said so fuckin what
I tried to take my ding-a-ling and stick in her butt
I tried to push it in
I couldnt turn it out
She said cotton candy dont get wet until its in your mouth!
Ohhh shit, so what was I to do?
Run like a bytch, or have the cotton stew?
I thought for a second, then I said what the fuck
I ate so much cotton that my tongue came out her butt!
Bblblbllll bytch, Ill have another bowl
My boys had to come and get me cuz I lost control
On our way out I had a new attitude
Im like lets go eat some more pussy dude!
(chorus)
Marge, you know where the money is. you get it and hold it for
Miss vicki while I kiss her pussy.
Sure, clyde, honey.
Okay clyde, now before you kiss my pussy lips, lick the insides of my thighs,
Here and here. yes, it helps get pussy warmer.
Yes, maam
Thats it, clyde, nice and slow. oh, thats nice, clyde baby.
(chorus)
Nice and slow. oh, thats nice, clyde baby. oh god! oh! lick the hairs of my
Pussy! ohh-oh thats nice clyde! keep licking!
Keep licking! oh my pussy, come on, clyde!
(chorus)
Go ahead and suck you bastard.
Oh lick it, oh! fuck! lick more
Suck it, suck it, suck motherfucker, suck!
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| Nov 20, 2007 @ 10:12 PM |
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sheargenius79
Posts: 236
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It's breathtaking to think of you
and to learn that sometimes
the only way out is through
it's mind-numbing to think of yesterday
I'd run to you now if I could
but things have changed
I heard you say
it's enlightening to think of the breeze
to believe in things that we can't see
so here we go
let's show them how to live
accept the pain always forgive
watch the sun go down
learn the sound
by following all that's complete
It's breathtaking to think of you
and to learn with our faith
the sky is set as blue
it's mind-numbing to think of yesterday
we'll look towards the stars
and dream that we're airplanes
I heard you say
it's enlightening to think of the breeze
when you watch the sunset
think of me
so here we go
let's show them how to live
accept the pain always forgive
watch the sun go down
learn the sound
by following all that's complete
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| Nov 20, 2007 @ 10:19 PM |
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MamMan
Posts: 1,216
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Well...if we are going with entire songs....
Listen
Put on your red dress
And slip on your high heels
And some of that sweet perfume
It sure smells good on you
Slide on your lipstick
Let your hair down
Cause Baby when you get through
I'm going to show you
Tonight will be a special night
No matter where we go
And I'm so proud to be with you
I just wanna let you know
You got my saying
My, My, My
My, My, My
You sure look good tonight
And your so damn fine
I gotta say
My, My, My
My, My, My
You sure look good tonight
After all this time
Slip on your nightgown
Step into our bedroom
First I wanna take sometime
I just wanna look at you
Girl you are so fine
I can't believe you're mine
And all I wanna do
I wanna make love to you
Tonight will be a special night
A minute more to come
And I'm so proud to be with you
So proud to share you're love
My, My, My
My, My, My
My, My, My
My, My, My
Make love all night long
Make love all night long
'Til the dawn
Come on
Come on
Sweet little thing I need you
And I'm so proud to be with you
So proud to share you're love
My, My, My
My, My, My
You sure look good tonight
I wanna love you in everyway
I wanna love you in everyway
Let me
Let me
Show you how sweet it's gonna be
I wanna show you things that you
Never, ever, ever seen before
Put your nightgown on
Let your hair hang low
Step into our room
I'm in the mood to love you all night long
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| Nov 24, 2007 @ 4:15 AM |
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QCMAN
Posts: 21
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Living in a moment..... Ty Herndon
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| Nov 24, 2007 @ 7:49 AM |
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Sylvan69
Posts: 497
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Take a look to the sky just before you die, its the last time you will - Metallica
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| Nov 25, 2007 @ 12:09 AM |
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kattoes
Posts: 143
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so much larger than life
I'M going to watch it growing 
p gabriel
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| Nov 25, 2007 @ 12:16 AM |
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sheargenius79
Posts: 236
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This can't be everything I see...that my canvas is incomplete...
Lost in a Portrait-Trapt
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| Nov 26, 2007 @ 8:29 AM |
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Sylvan69
Posts: 497
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good'ole bloody marys on the rag again - unknown
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| Nov 26, 2007 @ 3:42 PM |
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RevDocLove
Posts: 5,308
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David Allan Coe..
Now it ain't that my dick's so goddamn big, it's just that I know how to use it..
I'll never let no nickle-dime whore ever get the chance to abuse it.
They can suck it for hours and hours on end, but I'll still be in control.
And I won't cum 'til I wanna cum, cause that's my jelly-roll.
Now they're ain't no woman, no match for me, I've had 'em try to wear me down.
I've fucked them barmaids, and bank clerks, I even fucked a circus clown.
Teachers and Lawyers, doctors ,and more, them fat women sure are a drag,
I tell you I'm the only motherfucker in the world that can make Linda Lovelace gag.
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| Dec 13, 2007 @ 4:34 PM |
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Natgoat
Posts: 1,500
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' Evergreen '
- A Star is Born -
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| Dec 13, 2007 @ 6:43 PM |
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RevDocLove
Posts: 5,308
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Damn! are you still here?? 
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| Dec 15, 2007 @ 6:43 AM |
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Natgoat
Posts: 1,500
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' You're No Good '
- Linda Ronstadt
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| Dec 16, 2007 @ 7:29 PM |
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ynot7769
Posts: 17,359
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Damn! are you still here??
ya need goatanyte.........like kryptonite but better   
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| Dec 16, 2007 @ 8:08 PM |
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In_a_Frenzy
Posts: 512
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Can you all stop posting that disturbing picture in EVERY thread?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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| Jan 2 @ 3:55 PM |
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RevDocLove
Posts: 5,308
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I got the rent paid on time
I got a 'frigerator full of food
My car's running fine
Man, I ain't lyin'
Damn, things are lookin' good
My neighbors share my taste in music
I got an uncle with a boat on the lake
He lets me take it out and use it
Whenever I want
How much more good news can I take?
I guess I'm fresh out of blues
(Fresh out of blues)
I'm fresh out of blues
(Fresh out of blues)
I'm fresh out of blues
I got nothing to sing but good news
(Fresh out of blues)
Good news
I got a beautiful wife
She's a bisexual nymphomaniac nurse
She has a Swiss bank account
And a hysterectomy
I guess the things could be worse
We took a trip to Las Vegas
I played roulette and I nearly lost my shirt
Well, luckily that didn't break us
'Cause when I got back
I got an unexpected bonus from work
And now I'm fresh out of blues
(Fresh out of blues)
I'm fresh out of blues
(Fresh out of blues)
I'm fresh out of blues
I got nothing to sing but good news
(Fresh out of blues)
I got a condo in Florida and my bank account's cool
While all my struggling friends are writhing in their own stool
And did I mention to ladies that I'm hung like a mule
Well, I'm livin' proof in the flesh as you can be fresh out of blues
My baby only cheats with women, which is just fine with me
I got a hole in the door where I can see everything
I got one hand on my brandy, that leaves the other one free
Well, I'm livin' proof in the flesh as you can be fresh out of blues
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| Jan 2 @ 4:02 PM |
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lolthisistoofunny
Posts: 516
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One pussy licken, comin up!
Whats your name handsome?
Clyde, ms. virginia, a pleasure to see you.
Oh my, youre all naked too, like ms. marge
Are you going to suck the poison out too?
Do you know whats under my apron?
No maam, I aint never looked...a cock like I got, I guess.
No clyde, its a nice big cunt.
and yada yada yada....
Wow, this is absolutely beautiful. Damn near makes me want to cry. And the words are so poignant! Whoever wrote this is no doubt one of the greatest lyricists of all time.
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