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| Oct 25, 2007 @ 2:03 PM |
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stickman908
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Hi, I created this thread on request. Please feel free to post your short stories, poems, songs or whatever on here and since I created it, I'll start.
October
She stands like a pale stone statue by the lake, looking down at her reflection as it gets distorted by ripples in the murky water. Caressing her arms with her fingertips, she flicks away loose straps from her shoulders, and her self worth descends gracefully to her feet. She turns her head to face him. It's October in her eyes, they resemble a clear blue sky. He feels his heart submerge and forgotten memories of Rose hips that wither on frozen winter branches are rekindled.
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| Oct 25, 2007 @ 5:54 PM |
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stickman908
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Love, Life and Happiness
So many doors I have opened,
so many still left unclosed,
I walk through and shut them behind me,
but I still have a long way to go.
It seems the times they are changing,
it seems I must change too,
these doors are a symbol of the love I hold,
for you and for you and for you.
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 6:45 AM |
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Sylvan69
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Save the whales 
Oh yeah baby save those whales 
Pretty moma save the whales 
Save those big fat funky whales 
And while you're saving all the whales....
Shoot the seals! 
OH YEAH BABY SHOOT THEM SEALS!!!!
The seals eat all the fish. 
And if you think Im crazy for shooting all seals....
Save your breath! 
Oh yeah baby SAVE YOUR BREAAAAAAAATH 
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 11:57 AM |
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SpunkyRed
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   ..nice poem there Joel!!
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 1:37 PM |
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Sylvan69
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Thanks Spunkie, I cracked myself up typing that damn thing...hehehe 
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 2:00 PM |
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Pcolalady52
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Sitting at my desk at working trying not to laugh out loud!!!
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 2:16 PM |
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Sylvan69
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My pussy cat struts like such a tuffy
So so tuff and really really fluffy, fluffy pussy
Fluffy pussy
Just a friendly little cat
My pussy cat playin’ in the back lot
Played so hard poor pussy got hot, hot pussy
Hot fluffy pussy
Just a friendly little cat
My pussy cat sittin’ out on the back deck
Sat so long poor pussy got wet, wet pussy
Wet Hot fluffy pussy
Just a friendly little cat
My pussy cat scatchin’ at the back door
Scratched so long poor pussy got sore, sore pussy
Sore wet hot fluffy pussy
Just a friendly little cat
My pussy cat rockin’ in the rocking chair
Rocked so long pussy lost its hair, bald pussy
Hot wet sore bald pussy
Just a friendly little cat
My neighbor and me out at the clothes line
I said to my neighbor have you seen mine, my pussy
My bald sore wet hot pussy
Just a friendly little cat
The neighbor had my pussy, how could they do that to me
I said to my neighbor set my pussy free, free pussy
Free hot wet sore bald pussy
Just a friendly little cat…
Friendly little cat.
 
Thank you very much! 
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 2:23 PM |
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SpunkyRed
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 ...youre too funny today!!!
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 2:32 PM |
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Pcolalady52
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OMG - Hang on - I'll be right back - have to run to the bathroom before I pee myself - laughing too hard!!!
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 2:47 PM |
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SpunkyRed
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It sent me to the john too!! 
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 2:54 PM |
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RevDocLove
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Me too... 
seems like I've seen that before but still hilarious!
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 3:02 PM |
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Sylvan69
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New message board, so Im starting from scratch baby!!!
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 3:04 PM |
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RevDocLove
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Ah, yes..Bob and Tom show
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 3:24 PM |
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Sylvan69
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its better than neal and bob.....
cause Im not doing that!!!
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 7:07 PM |
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stickman908
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Yep, I loved those too Sylvan they're cool.
Something I wrote today it's called:
Peace of Mind
Today is unlike tomorrow,
tomorrow unlike yesterday.
Change is the one thing
which remains constant in
our unstable lives.
It was a wet, dull morning. I sat about reading my newspaper,
listening to the the blackbirds as they sang their early morning
blues. The rain fell slovenly in dribs and drabs forcing the
occasional tremble of an Oak leaf outside my front window.
The white clouds gathered, forming structures here and there
but overall seemed patternless in the grey sky. I stood up and
wandered about. I did not know where I was going, nor did I
want to finish my breakfast, I was lovestruck. I often found
myself as a child gazing up into the sky, open mouthed
wondering why certain clouds took certain formations or why
some of them changed shape while it seemed others did not.
Sometimes I would get caught doing this and my Grandmother
would say, "if the wind changes, you'll stick like it."
Throughout our lifetime we strive to find stability, today is
unlike tomorrow, tomorrow unlike yesterday, change is the
one thing which remains constant in our unstable lives.
This concept leaves me with butterflies in my stomach, yet at
the same time a strange kind of peace of mind.
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 8:35 PM |
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Sylvan69
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Very NICE!!!!  Butterflies. 
I get butterflies now every time I think about dingleberries.
I didnt mind the pimples on her behind
And I didnt care about the crusty's in her hair
But it sure is ruff, when you're going down on that muff
When you open your eyes, and much to your surprize
She has Dingleberries. Funky doodoo!
I cant believe she had dingleberries, nasty poopoo on her booboo.
I said look here bitch, that shit is making my mustache itch
Come on slut, get in there and wash your butt
I didnt mind the tuna fish smell, and I didnt mind the flies
But I couldnt take that poopoo cake burning in my eyes
Those damn dingleberries, that funky doodoo
I cant believe she had dingleberries, that nasty poopoo on her booboo
Well, I got one stuck in my teeth, and another one caught in my eye
Then I got one under my finger nail, so I put it back in the pie
Fuckin' Dingleberries!!!! Blech that funky doodoo
Dingleberries, yuckie nasty poopoo on her booboo.
And now I have the "Dingleberry Blues"  
Thank you very much!!!! 
   
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 8:48 PM |
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RevDocLove
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Or as the late Redd Foxx said in one of his most famous skits and recorded at the Thunderbird in Vegas..
Wash your ass bitch!
I still have the original recording on33rpm.. 
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 9:17 PM |
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stickman908
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Hey, not so sure bout the b***h but I think Sylvan should wash his mouth out
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 9:25 PM |
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Pcolalady52
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I bet he ate his dinner with that mouth!
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| Oct 26, 2007 @ 9:27 PM |
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stickman908
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I hope it wasn't tuna fish
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