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May 26, 2011 @ 7:36 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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I don't think they're twins
But her "girls" are pretty well matched
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May 26, 2011 @ 9:05 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
SpunkyRed


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everyone thinks we're twins
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May 26, 2011 @ 11:56 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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Your boobs or your sister??
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May 27, 2011 @ 6:58 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
tassie1


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either way we'll be prepared to look at both to compare
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May 27, 2011 @ 9:48 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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I'll need blinders
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May 27, 2011 @ 9:57 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
SpunkyRed


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blinders? what? my sister and I look like twins..pretty much
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May 27, 2011 @ 3:45 PM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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I'll take your word for it
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May 28, 2011 @ 10:03 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
SpunkyRed


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'cept for she has blonde hair and blue eyes..a little taller, weighs more ..stuff like that ...otherwise we're twins
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May 28, 2011 @ 4:58 PM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
tassie1


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a man an a woman were getting ready for bed when the woman went to powder her nose and he called out, i'm getting lonely here lovey dovey
as she walked towards the bed all seductive looking she tripped on a piece of carpet and the guy asked ; are you ok my hunny bun
they went on to make mad passionte love and afterwards she went to go to the bathroom again and tripped over the same piece of carpet and he muttered,; clumsy bitch

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May 28, 2011 @ 6:04 PM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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May 29, 2011 @ 7:38 PM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
SpunkyRed


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he wont be gettin' anymo'
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May 30, 2011 @ 6:50 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
tassie1


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a midget with a hare lip wanted to buy a racehorse, so he goes to the sales agent and says ; i wanna buy a horth .
and the salemans says oooo k, i'll see what i can arrange.

next day he arranges a viewing with an awesome example of horseflash.

the midget says, can you liff me up thow i can see her eyeths
and he looks at the horses eyes.

then he says ; can you liff me up again so i can see her teeff,
and checks out her teeth .

then he goes onto ask , ok can i see her twat !

by now the salesman is getting tired and thinks he's just wasting his time so he picks up the midget and jams him head first in the horses twat !
then he pulls him out spluttering and the midget turns to him and says;

maybe i didn't ecthplain mythelf very well,
can i see her run....


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May 30, 2011 @ 8:16 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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Jun 2, 2011 @ 1:40 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
SpunkyRed


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Jun 2, 2011 @ 7:09 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
tassie1


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an elephant, a penguin and an irishman walk into a bar and the bar tender says ; what, is this supposed to be some kind of joke ?



why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons ?

cos blonde guys are stupid too

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Jun 2, 2011 @ 1:14 PM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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Jun 3, 2011 @ 5:00 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
tassie1


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you fillin in for bruce..
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Jun 3, 2011 @ 2:58 PM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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Yep
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Jun 4, 2011 @ 7:36 PM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
SpunkyRed


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ya doin' a great job!!!
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Jun 4, 2011 @ 10:24 PM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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I know
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