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May 1, 2011 @ 8:24 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
SpunkyRed


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what? my head is cloudy now
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May 1, 2011 @ 9:36 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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I'm gettin' confused again
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May 3, 2011 @ 12:20 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
SpunkyRed


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you and me both
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May 3, 2011 @ 5:06 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
tassie1


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old age must be settin in
lucky i don't have that problem being fore-ever 28 an all
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May 3, 2011 @ 9:27 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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Just wait 'til you turn 29 though
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May 3, 2011 @ 2:34 PM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
tassie1


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never gonna happen.
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May 3, 2011 @ 3:27 PM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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Wish I could turn it back about 20 years
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May 4, 2011 @ 7:17 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
SpunkyRed


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me too
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May 4, 2011 @ 8:42 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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Me too
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May 5, 2011 @ 2:49 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RJ53


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I want to go back to 1972. Hey that was a very good year for me. :-)
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May 5, 2011 @ 5:31 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
tassie1


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I remember it like it was ...1972


did ya hear about the would-be new gunslinger who wandered into town one night and heard the sound of a piano coming from a honky tonk saloon..
he strides in the door but no-one takes any notice of him standing there, so he looks around the room and there in the corner is the piano player with a lighted candle on his left, and a lighted candle on his right and lazily smoking a cigar..
the gunslingers decides this'l make them take notice of me and took aim and shot the flame out on the candle on the right, whirls his pistol and returns it to its holster.
everyone goes silent except the piano player who doesn't even flinch ,just goes on playing..
the gunslinger repeats his preformance, shooting out the candle flame on the left as well and returns his pistol to its holster cool as a cucumber.
again , the room goes into hushed silence except the piano player who still doesn't flinch, just keeps on playing...
thinking the player is a bit of a smart -ass the gunslinger draws both pistols and shoots the lit end clean off the piano players cigar
but still, he doesn't flinch ..just keeps on playing his own lil piano preformance...

so the gunslinger wanders over to the bar and taking all this in is the barkeep who asks, do you mind if i give you a few tips on your shooting skills ?
sure he replies..
well says the barkeep, first ..i'd file off the sights on them pistols, file em down reeeal smooth like , you shoot from the hip anyway so you don't need em secondly.. i'd file off the trigger guards , one day you might get your finger caught in them and it'll cost you your life, i'd file em down reeeeal smooth like too.
and thirdly, i'd get a jar of vasoline and coat both of them lovely pistols completly with vasoline ..
vasoline ?? asked the gunslinger, won't that make them all slippery

thats the whole idea the barkeep rambles on...

cos when Wyatt Earp over there finishes playing the piano he's most likely going to come over here and shove them pistols right up your arse



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May 5, 2011 @ 6:48 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
SpunkyRed


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May 5, 2011 @ 10:09 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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Good 'un
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May 6, 2011 @ 5:45 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
tassie1


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and no-one bitches in the forums about a joke they heard before world war one
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May 6, 2011 @ 7:11 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
SpunkyRed


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I wouldnt bitch aboutcha
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May 6, 2011 @ 8:19 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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I don't remember hearing that one over 50 times
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May 7, 2011 @ 5:27 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
tassie1


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to you and your bruce you rode in on .
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May 7, 2011 @ 8:46 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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Hi yo Bruce, away
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May 8, 2011 @ 5:45 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
tassie1


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remember when they buried princess Diana and Elton John re-worded that song;
candle in the wind.

apparently he's offered another version for sammy bin gettin harder .

he's gonna call it ; ...Sandal in the Bin
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May 8, 2011 @ 9:02 AM PegLeg Parrot Tiki Bar    
RevDocLove


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Fuckin' camelshagger..Both of them
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