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tassie1
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A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.
"Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her.
"Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor.
"I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
 
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| Jun 21, 2011 @ 8:16 AM |
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RevDocLove
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Slut !!!!!
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| Jun 21, 2011 @ 9:17 PM |
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Strega
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LOL
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| Jun 22, 2011 @ 5:14 AM |
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tassie1
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i knew a guy once who called his missus ; turtle. 
 cos once you flipped her on her back her legs would flop open and she'd be fucked...
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| Jun 22, 2011 @ 9:36 AM |
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RevDocLove
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Kinda like the quadraplegic woman on the beach who was dying and had never been fucked????
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| Jun 23, 2011 @ 2:13 AM |
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Strega
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i knew a guy once who called his missus ; turtle
Better make sure it is not a snapping turtle.
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| Jun 23, 2011 @ 7:41 AM |
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| Jun 23, 2011 @ 8:19 AM |
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RevDocLove
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I've known a snapper or two in my life 
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| Jun 24, 2011 @ 1:09 AM |
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Strega
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I bet you have 
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| Jun 24, 2011 @ 4:50 AM |
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tassie1
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i see the aliens still haven't bought spunkbubble back yet 
they might have run out of batterys for their anal probes
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| Jun 24, 2011 @ 9:11 AM |
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RevDocLove
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Maybe she baked a Spunky Cake
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| Jun 25, 2011 @ 2:42 AM |
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Strega
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Maybe she has a life?
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| Jun 25, 2011 @ 9:41 AM |
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RevDocLove
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At her sweet shop ???
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| Jun 25, 2011 @ 3:24 PM |
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Strega
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Could be keeping her busy.
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| Jun 25, 2011 @ 7:24 PM |
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RevDocLove
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Guess maybe I should find her number and call
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| Jun 26, 2011 @ 7:03 AM |
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tassie1
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whatcha gonna call her ?
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| Jun 26, 2011 @ 8:21 AM |
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RevDocLove
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Sweetie..What else ?? 
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| Jun 26, 2011 @ 7:35 PM |
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Strega
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Might be better to call than having a search party showing up at her door unannounced.
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| Jun 27, 2011 @ 3:58 AM |
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tassie1
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There are Six Truths in Life 
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling
at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your
neck .
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face .
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| Jun 27, 2011 @ 5:14 AM |
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Strega
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Didn't even try it. I am on to those jokes.
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