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Jun 15, 2011 @ 8:54 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Like father like son..except his name is Jimmy
And he's older'n you
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Jun 15, 2011 @ 5:24 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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everyones older than me

why was Noah's Ark made of wood ?

cos back in them days they hadn't invented ...arc welders yet


* i kill myself some days
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Jun 15, 2011 @ 10:14 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
Strega


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And he's older'n you

Now that is getting on up there.
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Jun 16, 2011 @ 7:08 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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she said it ,not me
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Jun 16, 2011 @ 8:40 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Yep..I sure am
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Jun 16, 2011 @ 3:57 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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"Good evening, ladies," Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three women eating bananas on a park bench.

"Do you know them?" Dr. Watson asked. "No," Holmes replied, "I've never met the nun, the prostitute or the bride we just passed."

"Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did you know all that?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun ate the banana by holding it one hand and using the fingers of the other hand to properly break the fruit into small pieces."

"The prostitute," he continued, "grabbed with both hands and crammed the whole thing into her mouth."

"Amazing!" Watson exclaimed. "But how did you know the third was a newlywed?"

"Because she held it one hand and pushed her head toward it with the other."

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Jun 16, 2011 @ 4:08 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
Strega


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I thought he meant older than me. My oldest grandson is about to become a teenager. Everyone had better hide their daughters and the keys to their car. Nothing like that to make you feel ancient.
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Jun 17, 2011 @ 7:11 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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i'm too young to feel ancient
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Jun 17, 2011 @ 9:00 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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I blogged that

My son is older'n you Rhonda
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Jun 17, 2011 @ 4:22 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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Two eight-year-old boys played in a vacant lot everyday, and across the street was a brothel. Day after day they saw men go up, knock on the door, go in, and eventually come out happy and smiling.

One day they became curious and decided to see what was going on. The madam answers the door and looks down at the boys, and asks what they want. They explain what they saw, and tell her that they are curious as to what goes on inside.

The Madam thinks for a moment, shrugs, and says, "Do you have 5 dollars?"

Both boys dig deep into their pockets and come up with a total of 50 cents.

She says, "OK, that will have to do," as she proceeds to lift her skirt and pull down her panties. She tells both boys to take a sniff, which they do. She closes the door and the kids proceed home.

About halfway down the block one boy turns to the other and says, "Ya know Joey, I don't think I coulda stood 5 dollars worth of that."
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Jun 17, 2011 @ 8:40 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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I'd tell you that's an old one but it's not my day to be "Blog Police"
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Jun 17, 2011 @ 8:55 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
Strega


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Shhhhhh don't call the blog police











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Jun 18, 2011 @ 9:00 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Mum's da' woid
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Jun 18, 2011 @ 1:05 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
Strega


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Someone brought up politics in the blogs this morning. That should keep some of them busy for a few minutes.
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Jun 19, 2011 @ 5:07 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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politics ?
hmm, i think i heard that word somewhere before,..got something to do with clowns doesn't it ?
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Jun 19, 2011 @ 5:48 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
pinklipstick2


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clowns are scary
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Jun 19, 2011 @ 8:52 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Clowns who are politicians are scary
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Jun 19, 2011 @ 4:04 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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i thought all politicians had a degree from clown school.
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Jun 20, 2011 @ 3:00 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
Strega


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Most have a PHD in stupidity.
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Jun 20, 2011 @ 10:14 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Poor Homeless Derelict???
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